OK. So here it is. What I remember of it.
I was on a Wii Skateboard Deck with wheels. But not only was I on that, I was also wearing Wii Rollerskates while on the Wii Skateboard. Yet somehow managed to keep myself rolling along nicely. And! Now get this crap. I was wearing regular clothes from the neck down: T-shirt and shorts. From the neck up I was in clown-face and had a big, red afro. While looking like this I was searching for my wife on a boardwalk at some beach.
This is what I get from having my brother take me out to a bar for $1 domestics and all you can eat wings. I don't normally eat past 6pm. Trying to drop a few more pounds for race season. I don't drink except on the weekend. And I certainly don't eat hot wings all night no matter what day of the week.