Lat night I went fishing in the Hudson. I was trolling for herring so I could catch a delicious striped-bass, but instead I caught a puppy. Then I drowned the puppy because, well, that's kinda what you do with fish. I felt so bad about it though I was walking around my apartment covering my ears so I didn't hear it. Weird.
That's what I get for watching the Westminster show before falling asleep. And for the record, I am a dog lover, I have one.