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    The Woman who lives in a shoe

    I work at a non-profit that serves children. As a result, the bathroom reading material is usually...well today it is nursery rhymes.

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    There was an old woman,
    Who lived in a shoe;
    She had so many children,
    She didn't know what to do.
    She gave them some broth,
    Without any bread;
    She whipped them all soundly,
    And sent them to bed.
    Has it occurred to anyone that the old woman who lived in a shoe was just an old *****?

    Just Sayin

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    Are you saying she was divorced and bitter?

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    Most of those old rhymes are not good.

    Think about this.

    Rock a bye baby
    In the treetop
    When the wind blows
    the cradle will rock
    when the bough breaks
    the cradle will fall
    and down will come baby
    cradle and all

    I mean what kind of parent puts their kid to sleep at the top of a tree in a cradle while damaging winds are blowing?
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    poor children
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    I've been reading the original Grimm's fairy tales. They are disturbing as hell...

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    There was an old woman,
    Who lived in a shoe;
    She had so many children,
    She didn't know what to do.
    She gave them some broth,
    Without any bread;
    She whipped them all soundly,
    And sent them to bed.
    I just realized....this is actually a prophecy, and its coming true thanks to the octuplets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Most of those old rhymes are not good.

    Think about this.

    Rock a bye baby
    In the treetop
    When the wind blows
    the cradle will rock
    when the bough breaks
    the cradle will fall
    and down will come baby
    cradle and all

    I mean what kind of parent puts their kid to sleep at the top of a tree in a cradle while damaging winds are blowing?
    My parents did this to me. It explains a lot.

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    I bet this b***h


    was with this a*****e


    when those sheep of hers ran off...

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