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    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
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    I have aspirations to be a gigolo...

    ...just sayin'.

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    Riding Heaven's Highways on the grand tour ModoVincere's Avatar
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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Fred Garvin - Male Prostitute

    BTW- You can call me Slick.

    Now get to work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    Somebody needs to go rent the movie "Midnight Cowboy" to learn some great Gigilo tactics.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Descends Like Avalanche HigherGround's Avatar
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    Be careful what you ask for, you might just get it. (Link is mildly NSFW.)
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    jackrussellsonabicycle Airwick's Avatar
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    It has its upside but the self employment taxes and insurance takes a bite out of our profit.

    just sayin',
    Airwick

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    Body By Nintendo Psydotek's Avatar
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    A hooker with a penis eh?

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Riding Heaven's Highways on the grand tour ModoVincere's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    A hooker with a penis eh?
    sounds like good work to me.
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    King of the Plukers Spreggy's Avatar
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    I must admit that after a couple decades of marriage, plus all the money dumped into dating prior to that, that I would get a great deal of satisfaction out of having a woman pay for it.
    Not as much satisfaction as I get from watching my mother-in-law mow my lawn, but satisfaction none the less.

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    Is there a training program. Or just a daily diet of Celsius.
    Pray for the Dead and Fight like Hell for the Living






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