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Old 02-11-09, 12:19 PM   #1
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I have aspirations to be a gigolo...

...just sayin'.
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Old 02-11-09, 12:22 PM   #2
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Old 02-11-09, 12:23 PM   #3
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BTW- You can call me Slick.

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Old 02-11-09, 12:24 PM   #4
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Somebody needs to go rent the movie "Midnight Cowboy" to learn some great Gigilo tactics.
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Old 02-11-09, 01:07 PM   #5
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Be careful what you ask for, you might just get it. (Link is mildly NSFW.)
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Old 02-11-09, 01:14 PM   #6
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It has its upside but the self employment taxes and insurance takes a bite out of our profit.

just sayin',
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Old 02-11-09, 01:21 PM   #7
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A hooker with a penis eh?
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Old 02-11-09, 01:23 PM   #8
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A hooker with a penis eh?
sounds like good work to me.
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Old 02-11-09, 01:28 PM   #9
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I must admit that after a couple decades of marriage, plus all the money dumped into dating prior to that, that I would get a great deal of satisfaction out of having a woman pay for it.
Not as much satisfaction as I get from watching my mother-in-law mow my lawn, but satisfaction none the less.
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Old 02-11-09, 01:29 PM   #10
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Is there a training program. Or just a daily diet of Celsius.
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