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Old 02-13-09, 04:06 PM   #1
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I now know that there is wonder in the universe!

Today I saw the most breathtakingly beautiful woman that I have ever seen in my life. She was so beautiful that my thoughts transcended something so base as sexual desire. No, this was quite something more sublime.

It occurred to me that such wondrous beauty could not be a random occurrence! She was so beautiful that she was almost painful to behold. The existence of something so exquisitely beautiful has affected me deeply to the core of my being.

The air smells cleaner and life is good! Just something I had to share!
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Old 02-13-09, 04:08 PM   #2
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Today I saw the most breathtakingly beautiful woman that I have ever seen in my life. She was so beautiful that my thoughts transcended something so base as sexual desire. No, this was quite something more sublime.

It occurred to me that such wondrous beauty could not be a random occurrence! She was so beautiful that she was almost painful to behold. The existence of something so exquisitely beautiful has affected me deeply to the core of my being.

The air smells cleaner and life is good! Just something I had to share!
welcome to MV's life.
Soon you too will be a major horndog.
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Old 02-13-09, 04:08 PM   #3
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So which of the Foo girls was it?
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Old 02-13-09, 04:09 PM   #4
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You've been smokin' dope again, haven't you!
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Old 02-13-09, 04:12 PM   #5
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I see that every time I look at my daughter.

The air does smell nice, doesn't it?
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Old 02-13-09, 04:17 PM   #6
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that's the pheromones kicking in.
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that's the pheromones kicking in.
When Second Mouse looks at his daughter? Oh.....Eeeewwwwww!
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Old 02-13-09, 04:43 PM   #8
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Two out of three group rides here I experience the same thing.
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Today I saw the most breathtakingly beautiful woman that I have ever seen in my life. She was so beautiful that my thoughts transcended something so base as sexual desire. No, this was quite something more sublime.

It occurred to me that such wondrous beauty could not be a random occurrence! She was so beautiful that she was almost painful to behold. The existence of something so exquisitely beautiful has affected me deeply to the core of my being.

The air smells cleaner and life is good! Just something I had to share!
Out in the meadow a little too long, eh Opus?
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Old 02-13-09, 05:06 PM   #10
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When Second Mouse looks at his daughter? Oh.....Eeeewwwwww!
No, no, no. We do have some odd social behaviors here, but not like that.

Besides, my wives would kill me.
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Old 02-13-09, 05:53 PM   #11
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I once saw a woman with long, shimmering blond hair and the body of a goddess walking ahead of me along the sidewalk. A car drove by and honked, and the woman turned around. Turns out it wasn't a woman at all, but jsharr.
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Old 02-13-09, 06:06 PM   #12
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The last time that happened was on my last road trip when i was in santa cruz. The girl at the desk of the hotel I stayed at was by far, one of the most stunning women i've ever laid eyes on in real life. Long sandy blonde/almost brown hair down almost to the back of her knees! I was floored, think crystal gail long and you get the picture. It's been a long time since a girl stopped me in my tracks like that ( on looks alone)
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Old 02-13-09, 06:08 PM   #13
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I saw her too. She was a "Blockermore."
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Old 02-13-09, 06:38 PM   #14
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It was probably a man in drag.
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mmm... that second look... classic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CllIv0DmEVc
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Today I saw the most breathtakingly beautiful woman that I have ever seen in my life. She was so beautiful that my thoughts transcended something so base as sexual desire. No, this was quite something more sublime.

It occurred to me that such wondrous beauty could not be a random occurrence! She was so beautiful that she was almost painful to behold. The existence of something so exquisitely beautiful has affected me deeply to the core of my being.

The air smells cleaner and life is good! Just something I had to share!
Yes I know who you talk about, she used to work in same office as I do. Bewitching wavy black hair, the darkest brown eyes that I could just get lost in and the way she looked at me, I would have joyfully assaulted a legion if she asked me to. (sigh)
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*hides his daughter away*

And the OP needs to get some ASAP.
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Old 02-13-09, 07:38 PM   #18
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Thanks for that breathe of fresh air Path.
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Old 02-13-09, 08:19 PM   #20
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I get that everytime I cruise through the "ladies of Foo" thread. You just now realizing that?
Or when I come to work everyday. I have quite a few stunners where I work. Plus they have brains and one is a triathlete. What more could a man ask for.
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*hides his daughter away*

And the OP needs to get some ASAP.
Get some? Oh my! You philistine! I am married so I get some every so often whether I want it or not!
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