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    I now know that there is wonder in the universe!

    Today I saw the most breathtakingly beautiful woman that I have ever seen in my life. She was so beautiful that my thoughts transcended something so base as sexual desire. No, this was quite something more sublime.

    It occurred to me that such wondrous beauty could not be a random occurrence! She was so beautiful that she was almost painful to behold. The existence of something so exquisitely beautiful has affected me deeply to the core of my being.

    The air smells cleaner and life is good! Just something I had to share!
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    Lullaby Of Foo

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    Keep my bike safe from the bicycle thief
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    Good Night Road Bike
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    Good night all you Foosters
    And good night Moon

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    Quote Originally Posted by PATH View Post
    Today I saw the most breathtakingly beautiful woman that I have ever seen in my life. She was so beautiful that my thoughts transcended something so base as sexual desire. No, this was quite something more sublime.

    It occurred to me that such wondrous beauty could not be a random occurrence! She was so beautiful that she was almost painful to behold. The existence of something so exquisitely beautiful has affected me deeply to the core of my being.

    The air smells cleaner and life is good! Just something I had to share!
    welcome to MV's life.
    Soon you too will be a major horndog.

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    So which of the Foo girls was it?
    One does not simply ride their bike into Mordor! - electrik

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    You've been smokin' dope again, haven't you!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    ....gets the cheese Second Mouse's Avatar
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    I see that every time I look at my daughter.

    The air does smell nice, doesn't it?

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    that's the pheromones kicking in.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    that's the pheromones kicking in.
    When Second Mouse looks at his daughter? Oh.....Eeeewwwwww!
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Two out of three group rides here I experience the same thing.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PATH View Post
    Today I saw the most breathtakingly beautiful woman that I have ever seen in my life. She was so beautiful that my thoughts transcended something so base as sexual desire. No, this was quite something more sublime.

    It occurred to me that such wondrous beauty could not be a random occurrence! She was so beautiful that she was almost painful to behold. The existence of something so exquisitely beautiful has affected me deeply to the core of my being.

    The air smells cleaner and life is good! Just something I had to share!
    Out in the meadow a little too long, eh Opus?
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    When Second Mouse looks at his daughter? Oh.....Eeeewwwwww!
    No, no, no. We do have some odd social behaviors here, but not like that.

    Besides, my wives would kill me.

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    I once saw a woman with long, shimmering blond hair and the body of a goddess walking ahead of me along the sidewalk. A car drove by and honked, and the woman turned around. Turns out it wasn't a woman at all, but jsharr.

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    The last time that happened was on my last road trip when i was in santa cruz. The girl at the desk of the hotel I stayed at was by far, one of the most stunning women i've ever laid eyes on in real life. Long sandy blonde/almost brown hair down almost to the back of her knees! I was floored, think crystal gail long and you get the picture. It's been a long time since a girl stopped me in my tracks like that ( on looks alone)
    " The love you withhold is the pain you carry, lifetime after lifetime."

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    I saw her too. She was a "Blockermore."

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    It was probably a man in drag.

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    mmm... that second look... classic
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CllIv0DmEVc
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    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by PATH View Post
    Today I saw the most breathtakingly beautiful woman that I have ever seen in my life. She was so beautiful that my thoughts transcended something so base as sexual desire. No, this was quite something more sublime.

    It occurred to me that such wondrous beauty could not be a random occurrence! She was so beautiful that she was almost painful to behold. The existence of something so exquisitely beautiful has affected me deeply to the core of my being.

    The air smells cleaner and life is good! Just something I had to share!
    Yes I know who you talk about, she used to work in same office as I do. Bewitching wavy black hair, the darkest brown eyes that I could just get lost in and the way she looked at me, I would have joyfully assaulted a legion if she asked me to. (sigh)
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    *hides his daughter away*

    And the OP needs to get some ASAP.

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    Thanks for that breathe of fresh air Path.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I get that everytime I cruise through the "ladies of Foo" thread. You just now realizing that?
    Or when I come to work everyday. I have quite a few stunners where I work. Plus they have brains and one is a triathlete. What more could a man ask for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    *hides his daughter away*

    And the OP needs to get some ASAP.
    Get some? Oh my! You philistine! I am married so I get some every so often whether I want it or not!
    Go raibh an chóir ghaoithe i gcónaí liom!

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    Lullaby Of Foo

    Now I lay me down to sleep
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    Keep my tootsies toasty warm
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    Good Night Road Bike
    Good Night Moutain Bike
    Good night all you Foosters
    And good night Moon

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