I'VE GOT EVERY RECORD YOU EVER MADE
EVEN THOSE OLD 45'S
YOU NEVER THOUGHT WOULD SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY
A LIVE TAPE FROM CHICAGO STOLEN FROM THE SOUNDMAN
I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN

THE SHIRT YOU WORE IN TOLEDO I FOUND ON EBAY
IT COST A LOT MORE THAN MOST FOLKS WOULD PAY
MY MOM CALLED ME CRAZY BUT SHE DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT IT MEANS TO BE YOUR BIGGEST FAN

I GOT THE AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE THAT YOU SENT TO ME
WHEN YOU WROTE 'WITH LOVE' WELL I JUST COULDN'T BELIEVE
BUT THEN I READ SOMEWHERE THAT YOU DIVORCED THAT AWFUL MAN
DID I FORGET TO MENTION, I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN

I STOOD IN LINE IN PHILLY 3 HOURS IN THE RAIN
OUT IN FRONT OF THE MAIN POINT 'TILL YOU FINALLY CAME
THEN YOU WALKED BY ME LIKE YOU DIDN'T GIVE A DAMN
IS THAT ANYWAY TO TREAT YOUR BIGGEST FAN

YOU NEVER ANSWER MY LETTERS YOU WON'T RETURN MY CALLS
WHY I'M BEGINNIN' TO THINK I DON'T KNOW YOU AT ALL
AND I FOUND THE FLOWERS I BROUGHT YOU IN A BACKSTAGE TRASHCAN
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE MAKIN' IT HARD TO BE YOUR BIGGEST FAN

WELL I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU DON'T REALLY CARE
AFTER EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH, AFTER ALL THAT WE SHARED
BUT, SOMEHOW I FEEL BETTER WITH THIS *** IN MY HAND
NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET…I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN

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