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Old 02-16-09, 12:32 AM   #1
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Ask The Stoned Gal...

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Is she going to be joining forces with 2RSG Inc?
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Unless they are going to bed. Like I am.

They can take thread though. My back is not hurting any more. But I'm tired. Goodnight Foo.
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But then we'd have to change the letterheads, the stationary, and the sign over the door... not to mention adding a lady's room.

Which is something we would most certainly do as we are equally opportunity stoners.
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Unless they are going to bed. Like I am.

They can take thread though. My back is not hurting any more. But I'm tired. Goodnight Foo.
And would you look at that...first night on the job and she passes out.

That's our gal...

That is gonna look good on her performance review.

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But then we'd have to change the letterheads, the stationary, and the sign over the door... not to mention adding a lady's room.

Which is something we would most certainly do as we are equally opportunity stoners.
I ain't afraid of no men's room. HTFU is what I say.

I can't sleep. Aren't these supposed to make you sleepy? Maybe I need another one.
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the whole point of adding the lady's room is to allow panty raids, isn't it?
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Ohh pfft. It says to take two tablets. No wonder I'm tuyping coherently.
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the whole point of adding the lady's room is to allow panty raids, isn't it?
This is Siu we're talking about...even stoned off her ass she could take us all out without breaking a sweat.

So yeah...just try raiding those panties.
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Oh and Siu... make sure you don't accidentally obliterate anyone with your admin powers while you are under the influence.

Mebbe someone shoujld take away her keys too...

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I've never been so stoned or drunk that I couldn't type coherently.
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I ain't afraid of no men's room. HTFU is what I say.
The words of a germaphobe these are not.

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I can't sleep. Aren't these supposed to make you sleepy? Maybe I need another one.
Take two percocet and reply when you regain consciousness.

If that fails, dilaudid will do the trick. It took six people to wake me from dilaudid-induced slumber. That **** is serious.
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should one attempt to manscape while stoned?

have you ever dipped someone's hand into warm water while they were sleeping?
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I've only got 58kg of body mass to begin with.
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have you ever dipped someone's hand into warm water while they were sleeping?
I don't think I would want Siu doing any manscaping when she was stoned and doing it yourself could be as equally dangerous.

I am not supposed to handle sharp objects when I am on the good meds.
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You are gonna make me feel fat.
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Ah, so you've never been drunk enough to type poorly because the fumes from the uncorking of the liquor bottle knock you right out.
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I am not supposed to handle sharp objects when I am on the good meds.
They took away my keys to the razorblade truck until I ran out of meds last time.
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Dear Sixty,

What should a man do when his female partner is feeling happy and frisky after confusing 10mg of Oxycodone for a regular acetaminophen pill?
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What should a man do when his female partner is feeling happy and frisky after confusing 10mg of Oxycodone for a regular acetaminophen pill?
Get her to clean out the garage ?
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do alcohol, chocolate, women and Rocky Horror Picture show mix well?
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Get her to clean out the garage ?
OH ew. That's nasty. Don't be parkin' no cars there. My co worker has a different car in her garage every month. Gross.
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how does one gain amazing coercion, charisma and negotiation speech skills to talk ones way into bed, hand over $1M, etc.?
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