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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    Ask The Stoned Gal...

    Siu will more than happy to answer any quesions you may have...

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    Is she going to be joining forces with 2RSG Inc?
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    Unless they are going to bed. Like I am.

    They can take thread though. My back is not hurting any more. But I'm tired. Goodnight Foo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gnome View Post
    Is she going to be joining forces with 2RSG Inc?
    We may have to consider becoming 2RSG&1RSG.Inc

    Last edited by Sixty Fiver; 02-16-09 at 12:14 AM.

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    Bicycle Repair Man !!! Sixty Fiver's Avatar
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    But then we'd have to change the letterheads, the stationary, and the sign over the door... not to mention adding a lady's room.

    Which is something we would most certainly do as we are equally opportunity stoners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Unless they are going to bed. Like I am.

    They can take thread though. My back is not hurting any more. But I'm tired. Goodnight Foo.
    And would you look at that...first night on the job and she passes out.

    That's our gal...

    That is gonna look good on her performance review.

    Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
    But then we'd have to change the letterheads, the stationary, and the sign over the door... not to mention adding a lady's room.

    Which is something we would most certainly do as we are equally opportunity stoners.
    I ain't afraid of no men's room. HTFU is what I say.

    I can't sleep. Aren't these supposed to make you sleepy? Maybe I need another one.
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    the whole point of adding the lady's room is to allow panty raids, isn't it?
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Ohh pfft. It says to take two tablets. No wonder I'm tuyping coherently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    the whole point of adding the lady's room is to allow panty raids, isn't it?
    This is Siu we're talking about...even stoned off her ass she could take us all out without breaking a sweat.

    So yeah...just try raiding those panties.

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    Oh and Siu... make sure you don't accidentally obliterate anyone with your admin powers while you are under the influence.

    Mebbe someone shoujld take away her keys too...


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    I've never been so stoned or drunk that I couldn't type coherently.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    I ain't afraid of no men's room. HTFU is what I say.
    The words of a germaphobe these are not.

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    I can't sleep. Aren't these supposed to make you sleepy? Maybe I need another one.
    Take two percocet and reply when you regain consciousness.

    If that fails, dilaudid will do the trick. It took six people to wake me from dilaudid-induced slumber. That **** is serious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    I've never been so stoned or drunk that I couldn't type coherently.
    Lightweight...

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    should one attempt to manscape while stoned?

    have you ever dipped someone's hand into warm water while they were sleeping?
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    I've only got 58kg of body mass to begin with.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    should one attempt to manscape while stoned?

    have you ever dipped someone's hand into warm water while they were sleeping?
    I don't think I would want Siu doing any manscaping when she was stoned and doing it yourself could be as equally dangerous.

    I am not supposed to handle sharp objects when I am on the good meds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    I've only got 58kg of body mass to begin with.
    You are gonna make me feel fat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    I've only got 58kg of body mass to begin with.
    Ah, so you've never been drunk enough to type poorly because the fumes from the uncorking of the liquor bottle knock you right out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
    I am not supposed to handle sharp objects when I am on the good meds.
    They took away my keys to the razorblade truck until I ran out of meds last time.

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    Dear Sixty,

    What should a man do when his female partner is feeling happy and frisky after confusing 10mg of Oxycodone for a regular acetaminophen pill?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubenX View Post
    Dear Sixty,

    What should a man do when his female partner is feeling happy and frisky after confusing 10mg of Oxycodone for a regular acetaminophen pill?
    Get her to clean out the garage ?

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    do alcohol, chocolate, women and Rocky Horror Picture show mix well?
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
    Get her to clean out the garage ?
    OH ew. That's nasty. Don't be parkin' no cars there. My co worker has a different car in her garage every month. Gross.
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    how does one gain amazing coercion, charisma and negotiation speech skills to talk ones way into bed, hand over $1M, etc.?
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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