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Old 02-24-09, 12:21 PM   #26
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OK, while you chuckleheads argue about poop,farting and dingleberries, I'll take CBAD and treat her like the proper Cougar she is. Dinner, drinks, mindless crazy monkey hotel nookie and her leaving me a thank you note as I gasp for air as she abandons me for her next prowl
How old are you again?
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Almost 40. I'm slipping into the danger zone of not being able to land a Cougar. But I do look much younger.
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OK, while you chuckleheads argue about poop,farting and dingleberries, I'll take CBAD and treat her like the proper Cougar she is. Dinner, drinks, mindless crazy monkey hotel nookie and her leaving me a thank you note as I gasp for air as she abandons me for her next prowl
You're too old to be cougar bait.
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Old 02-24-09, 12:31 PM   #30
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I'm telling you, I look way younger than that though............and I'm a short guy. That helps the illusion right?
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^^What gramps said.
Both of youz are older than me! So you just LOST your chances.

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Both of youz are older than me! So you just LOST your chances.

My work here is done!
I'm younger than you from a mental state POV.
And I'm in pretty damned good shape too....
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I'm younger than you from a mental state POV.
And I'm in pretty damned good shape too....
I second that. I mean for me. Don't want to speak on Modo's behalf.
Do we need to post beefcake photos and let CBAD pick?
Alright, 3:30 a.m. in Japan, can't sleep. Will pick up the verbal abuse later.
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FYI, in my book any age less than 48 works for cougar bait.



The line forms to the left.
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The line forms to the left.
Heeeellllllooooooo nurse!
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The line forms to the left.
I'm the only true cougar bait here...
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Old 02-24-09, 12:53 PM   #39
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And if you turned 48 two weeks ago, you can't even get in line

Gonna go put on my cookie pants and sob quietly in the corner.
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And if you turned 48 two weeks ago, you can't even get in line

Gonna go put on my cookie pants and sob quietly in the corner.
I turned 48 back in October. You're still younger. Get in the left line.
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Old 02-24-09, 12:58 PM   #41
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Woo Hoo!!! Sweet redemption

Save thise cookie pants for the next earth-shattering disappointment. Didn't want to wear them today anyway. Its a beautiful day on the frozen tundra, and somebody is thinking about sneaking out of work early for a little bike ride. If only I could find a nice cougar to join me
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Woo Hoo!!! Sweet redemption

Save thise cookie pants for the next earth-shattering disappointment. Didn't want to wear them today anyway. Its a beautiful day on the frozen tundra, and somebody is thinking about sneaking out of work early for a little bike ride. If only I could find a nice cougar to join me
No outdoor ride today - I taught spin class this morning.

Besides, it's Mardi Gras. I'm looking to collect some more beads.
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Besides, it's Mardi Gras. I'm looking to collect some more beads.
Wait, now you're trying to collect them?!? PM pics, please.
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Wait, now you're trying to collect them?!? PM pics, please.
I think she wants the one she gave me to 'cover up' back.
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I think she wants the one she gave me to 'cover up' back.
Oh god, I hope not. She really needs to give you more, in fact.
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