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bluevelo 03-01-09 10:31 AM

the cat is molesting me
 
and she's had her Morning Can.

HELP

:eek:

TexasGuy 03-01-09 10:34 AM

*slips the cat some Viagra and catnip*

bluevelo 03-01-09 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by TexasGuy (Post 8447828)
*slips the cat some Viagra and catnip*

Those are kind of like counteracting agents. Besides, its a girl cat that's been fixed ;) She'd be aroused by too stoned by the catnip to do anything about it LOL

AEO 03-01-09 10:47 AM

did you remember to remove the piece of cod behind your ear?

bluevelo 03-01-09 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by AEO (Post 8447895)
did you remember to remove the piece of cod behind your ear?

You know, that might help.

Actually, she was waiting for the Opening of the Can of Mighty Dog. Now, the dog will just nibble at the stuff... sometimes he eats the whole thing - but the cats absolutely LOVE the Mighty Dog. Of course, they usually end up barfing it on the rug or the bedspread within a 1/2 hour, but it must taste pretty good. :twitchy:

nekohime 03-01-09 11:15 AM

Well, at least it's not a boy cat. Teh kitteh was fixed too late and he still molests me during certain times of the month. He hasn't realized I'm a separate species...I think he thinks we're either big cats or he's a small human. :notamused:

AEO 03-01-09 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by nekohime (Post 8448030)
Well, at least it's not a boy cat. Teh kitteh was fixed too late and he still molests me during certain times of the month. He hasn't realized I'm a separate species...I think he thinks we're either big cats or he's a small human. :notamused:

:roflmao:

my cousin's dog does that. friendly to women, but totally ignores men.

bluevelo 03-01-09 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by nekohime (Post 8448030)
Well, at least it's not a boy cat. Teh kitteh was fixed too late and he still molests me during certain times of the month. He hasn't realized I'm a separate species...I think he thinks we're either big cats or he's a small human. :notamused:

Does catnip affect him? If it does, when he gets too frisky, just get him stoned. :roflmao2:

Taerom 03-01-09 11:22 AM

This thread is worthless without pictures!

bluevelo 03-01-09 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Taerom (Post 8448071)
This thread is worthless without pictures!

It isn't THAT interesting. :p

AEO 03-01-09 11:27 AM

my cat kneads clothing while biting on it, same motion of getting breast fed

bluevelo 03-01-09 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by AEO (Post 8448103)
my cat kneads clothing while biting on it, same motion of getting breast fed

The ones around here LOVE the microfiber blankets. They'll just about ***** themselves out to get you to toss one on the floor, couch or bed.

nekohime 03-01-09 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by bluevelo (Post 8448070)
Does catnip affect him? If it does, when he gets too frisky, just get him stoned. :roflmao2:

He ignored the catnip plant I got him as a reward for getting his shots...maybe it'll work if I dry it and make him smoke it. :lol:

And no, no pics. Kitty peen is gross.

nekohime 03-01-09 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by AEO (Post 8448103)
my cat kneads clothing while biting on it, same motion of getting breast fed

Hah! That's how he molests me. If you let teh kitteh do that long enough, when you pull him off, you'll see his reproductive organ. Yech.

bluevelo 03-01-09 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by nekohime (Post 8448133)
Hah! That's how he molests me. If you let teh kitteh do that long enough, when you pull him off, you'll see his reproductive organ. Yech.

Both of the cats here (they're not mine but Friend Girl's) are spayed females. One of them absolutely adores me and she'll bite my finger gently when she's really into being petted. And she'll pester the daylights out of me (like she was doing a few minutes ago) when she wants attention.

UnsafeAlpine 03-01-09 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by nekohime (Post 8448133)
Hah! That's how he molests me. If you let teh kitteh do that long enough, when you pull him off, you'll see his reproductive organ. Yech.

Thank god I have a girl cat... :lol:

AEO 03-01-09 11:38 AM

this cat that likes to knead, also likes getting petted by foot and floor broom

nekohime 03-01-09 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine (Post 8448159)
Thank god I have a girl cat... :lol:

Lizzie Mumu, the previous cat (RIP) used to jump into bed with me and teh bf and lick our toes. A serious damper when teh bf and I were trying to get frisky.:twitchy: Shutting her out of the room didn't help because she knew how to open the door and how to go outside and get in through the window. :lol:

AEO 03-01-09 11:42 AM

3-some with a cat :lol:

UnsafeAlpine 03-01-09 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by AEO (Post 8448183)
3-some with a cat :lol:

My cat has watched... That's just weird...

nekohime 03-01-09 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine (Post 8448194)
My cat has watched... That's just weird...

Well, as long as they don't want to join in...:lol:

I'm glad teh kitteh is dumber than Lizzie, else we'd get no peace at all.

Sixty Fiver 03-01-09 12:28 PM

The day any cat decides to molest me is the day that cat will discover that the walls are NOT teflon coated.

Unless it's a Lion.

Better that you just let them finish.


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