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    the cat is molesting me

    and she's had her Morning Can.

    HELP


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    *slips the cat some Viagra and catnip*
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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasGuy View Post
    *slips the cat some Viagra and catnip*
    Those are kind of like counteracting agents. Besides, its a girl cat that's been fixed She'd be aroused by too stoned by the catnip to do anything about it LOL

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    did you remember to remove the piece of cod behind your ear?
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    did you remember to remove the piece of cod behind your ear?
    You know, that might help.

    Actually, she was waiting for the Opening of the Can of Mighty Dog. Now, the dog will just nibble at the stuff... sometimes he eats the whole thing - but the cats absolutely LOVE the Mighty Dog. Of course, they usually end up barfing it on the rug or the bedspread within a 1/2 hour, but it must taste pretty good.

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    Well, at least it's not a boy cat. Teh kitteh was fixed too late and he still molests me during certain times of the month. He hasn't realized I'm a separate species...I think he thinks we're either big cats or he's a small human.
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    you should learn to embrace change, and mock it's failings every step of the way :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by nekohime View Post
    Well, at least it's not a boy cat. Teh kitteh was fixed too late and he still molests me during certain times of the month. He hasn't realized I'm a separate species...I think he thinks we're either big cats or he's a small human.


    my cousin's dog does that. friendly to women, but totally ignores men.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by nekohime View Post
    Well, at least it's not a boy cat. Teh kitteh was fixed too late and he still molests me during certain times of the month. He hasn't realized I'm a separate species...I think he thinks we're either big cats or he's a small human.
    Does catnip affect him? If it does, when he gets too frisky, just get him stoned.

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    This thread is worthless without pictures!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taerom View Post
    This thread is worthless without pictures!
    It isn't THAT interesting.

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    my cat kneads clothing while biting on it, same motion of getting breast fed
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    my cat kneads clothing while biting on it, same motion of getting breast fed
    The ones around here LOVE the microfiber blankets. They'll just about ***** themselves out to get you to toss one on the floor, couch or bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluevelo View Post
    Does catnip affect him? If it does, when he gets too frisky, just get him stoned.
    He ignored the catnip plant I got him as a reward for getting his shots...maybe it'll work if I dry it and make him smoke it.

    And no, no pics. Kitty peen is gross.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    you should learn to embrace change, and mock it's failings every step of the way :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    my cat kneads clothing while biting on it, same motion of getting breast fed
    Hah! That's how he molests me. If you let teh kitteh do that long enough, when you pull him off, you'll see his reproductive organ. Yech.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    you should learn to embrace change, and mock it's failings every step of the way :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by nekohime View Post
    Hah! That's how he molests me. If you let teh kitteh do that long enough, when you pull him off, you'll see his reproductive organ. Yech.
    Both of the cats here (they're not mine but Friend Girl's) are spayed females. One of them absolutely adores me and she'll bite my finger gently when she's really into being petted. And she'll pester the daylights out of me (like she was doing a few minutes ago) when she wants attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nekohime View Post
    Hah! That's how he molests me. If you let teh kitteh do that long enough, when you pull him off, you'll see his reproductive organ. Yech.
    Thank god I have a girl cat...

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    this cat that likes to knead, also likes getting petted by foot and floor broom
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Thank god I have a girl cat...
    Lizzie Mumu, the previous cat (RIP) used to jump into bed with me and teh bf and lick our toes. A serious damper when teh bf and I were trying to get frisky. Shutting her out of the room didn't help because she knew how to open the door and how to go outside and get in through the window.
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    you should learn to embrace change, and mock it's failings every step of the way :p

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    3-some with a cat
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    3-some with a cat
    My cat has watched... That's just weird...

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    My cat has watched... That's just weird...
    Well, as long as they don't want to join in...

    I'm glad teh kitteh is dumber than Lizzie, else we'd get no peace at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    you should learn to embrace change, and mock it's failings every step of the way :p

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    The day any cat decides to molest me is the day that cat will discover that the walls are NOT teflon coated.

    Unless it's a Lion.

    Better that you just let them finish.

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