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View Poll Results: Bike or Bedroom?
Bedroom 17 42.50%
Bike 27 67.50%
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Old 03-01-09, 07:19 PM   #1
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Faster on the Bike or Better Lover?

If you were granted one wish would it be to be a stud on the bike, or a stud in the bed?
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Old 03-01-09, 07:21 PM   #2
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Bike. I am married.
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Old 03-01-09, 07:26 PM   #3
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if i'm already great in bed does that mean i blew my chance to be good on the bike?
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Old 03-01-09, 07:28 PM   #4
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if i'm already great in bed does that mean i blew my chance to be good on the bike?
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Old 03-01-09, 07:29 PM   #5
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Moving too foo....
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Old 03-01-09, 07:29 PM   #6
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Doesn't matter... they're now proving that pros use Viagra as a performance enhancer on the bike.

You can have the best of both worlds! Just don't wear red bibs please.
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Old 03-01-09, 07:31 PM   #7
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I suggest each are mutually compatible. At least on alternating days.
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Old 03-01-09, 07:35 PM   #8
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I think this poll would be more interesting thusly:

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I am a genie. I will grant you one of three wishes. You can:
  • Be a stud in bed.
  • Be a stud on the bike.
  • Receive a crisp $50 bill.
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Old 03-01-09, 07:35 PM   #9
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Third option: Faster in bed.
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Old 03-01-09, 07:37 PM   #10
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What is this wishing you speak of ?
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Old 03-01-09, 07:41 PM   #11
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ok, so I cheated and chose both
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Old 03-01-09, 07:42 PM   #12
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Pcad doesn't need any help putting the bedroom hammer down.
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Old 03-01-09, 07:46 PM   #13
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pcad - where would you say the viagra helps more ?
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I can drope the bedroom hammer in the sack. Like a sack of hammers.
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EPO or viagra?
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Viagra? Wouldn't the 36 hour Cialis be better?
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Forget the genie.

Get in better shape and you can have both.
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Old 03-01-09, 07:53 PM   #18
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Why would I want to be faster in bed?
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Old 03-01-09, 07:55 PM   #19
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I'm good at both sucks to be you boys.
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Faster on the bike.
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Old 03-01-09, 07:58 PM   #21
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Faster on the bike. Already good in the other place.
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Old 03-01-09, 08:04 PM   #22
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Old 03-01-09, 08:12 PM   #23
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bike. I've never disappointed in bed.
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i've never had any complaints about my performance in bed. but maybe i just date considerate women.

i'd pick bike anyway. for many reasons. not least the "each improves the other" consideration.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4703166.stm
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This thread reminds me of this ad.


"Fast. It's corporate policy"
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