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    Faster on the Bike or Better Lover?

    If you were granted one wish would it be to be a stud on the bike, or a stud in the bed?

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    Bike. I am married.

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    if i'm already great in bed does that mean i blew my chance to be good on the bike?
    kittens are cute but if they tasted as good as fish I'd eat them too - Pi**{ie

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    Quote Originally Posted by mooxster View Post
    if i'm already great in bed does that mean i blew my chance to be good on the bike?
    +1

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    Moving too foo....

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    Doesn't matter... they're now proving that pros use Viagra as a performance enhancer on the bike.

    You can have the best of both worlds! Just don't wear red bibs please.

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    I suggest each are mutually compatible. At least on alternating days.
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    I think this poll would be more interesting thusly:

    I am a genie. I will grant you one of three wishes. You can:
    • Be a stud in bed.
    • Be a stud on the bike.
    • Receive a crisp $50 bill.

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    Third option: Faster in bed.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    What is this wishing you speak of ?

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    ok, so I cheated and chose both
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Pcad doesn't need any help putting the bedroom hammer down.

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    pcad - where would you say the viagra helps more ?

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    I can drope the bedroom hammer in the sack. Like a sack of hammers.
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    EPO or viagra?
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    Viagra? Wouldn't the 36 hour Cialis be better?
    Regards, MillCreek
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    Forget the genie.

    Get in better shape and you can have both.

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    Why would I want to be faster in bed?
    Ride more.

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    I'm good at both sucks to be you boys.
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    It is through Challenging Ourselves that We Achieve Our Greatest Rewards.

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    Faster on the bike.
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    I'm going out on the town tonight and it won't be over until I snort a line of habanero seeds off the hood of a red Fiero.
    Words and Stuff.
    pedal room thingy

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    Faster on the bike. Already good in the other place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrCrassic View Post
    Why would I want to be faster in bed?
    Now there's an answer worth framing.
    Zero gallons to the mile

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    bike. I've never disappointed in bed.

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    i've never had any complaints about my performance in bed. but maybe i just date considerate women.

    i'd pick bike anyway. for many reasons. not least the "each improves the other" consideration.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4703166.stm

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    This thread reminds me of this ad.


    "Fast. It's corporate policy"

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