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Old 03-02-09, 10:58 PM   #1
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One Model, Five Aging Looks (pics)

Here is a photo shoot with one model made up in several looks according to increasing ages.

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And the biggest secret...

So, which is the real one?
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Old 03-02-09, 11:02 PM   #2
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I'm guessing 50. Just 'cause.
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Old 03-02-09, 11:03 PM   #3
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The 50 year old.

The 10 year old is too fake.
The 20 year old has some creases on her face that would appear on someone that's at least 40 years old.
The 30 year old looks too old.
The 40 year old looks too old.
The 50 year old looks the most accurate.
The 60 year old looks too young.
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Old 03-02-09, 11:06 PM   #4
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the 30yr old look... just... words cannot describe... uggg


so I'll have to say the model is actually 40yrs old.
the 10 looks like they added a photo trick with perspective to hide lines.
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Is there an answer to this?
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Old 03-02-09, 11:11 PM   #6
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that last one does link to the prison shiv book...
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Old 03-02-09, 11:17 PM   #7
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the 30yr old look... just... words cannot describe... uggg
It looks more like a 30 year old trying to look 19.

I'd go with 40, as well.
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Old 03-02-09, 11:27 PM   #8
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She's actually 10 and you're all perverts.
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So what the **** is the answer? BTW, I'm gonna say 30.
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She's actually 10 and you're all perverts.
She may be 10 and I'm certainly a pervert, but in this case, the two things do not have anything to do with each other...
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She's gonna be hot in 40 years...
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She's gonna be hot in 40 years...
At which time you'll have old, shriveled balls.
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Old 03-02-09, 11:34 PM   #13
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At which time you'll have old, shriveled balls.
Hugh Hefner?

edit: I'm guessing 40. It's the one that looks right to my eyes.
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Old 03-03-09, 12:07 AM   #14
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The 10y/o pic looks pedo IMHO.
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Yes. Even though it's not really a ten year old, the picture is still creepy as all get out.
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Old 03-03-09, 06:31 AM   #17
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I'm really 30, it's all the make up.

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Old 03-03-09, 06:42 AM   #18
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My guess...the model is actually a dude.
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I'll guess 30, or 40. They all look legit except for the 10 and 60 to me.
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The 50 year old ftw. Most natural looking anyway.

The 30 yr old pic is the reason I never really got into the bar scene or into drugs. Looks like a combination of Farrah Fawcet in the Burning Bed, Courtney Love (when Kurt was alive) and a heavy dose of Tammy Faye Baker.

Like AEO said "uggg".
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I'd hit that like God smiting Sodom and Gomorrah
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Old 03-03-09, 08:04 AM   #23
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She may be 10 and I'm certainly a pervert, but in this case, the two things do not have anything to do with each other...
Was thinking the same thing. The question wasn't which looks best naked. Just what do you think the real age is. No level of perversion there. Now the photographer would be the real perv if she was 10.
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She's gonna be hot in 40 years...
In all seriousness, I find myself using that line (or some variant of it; 10,20,30, etc) very frequently when seeing allegedly "hot" media stars these days. Maybe it's me & I just like more mature looking women. Maybe today's media darlings are just pathetically underdeveloped. I dunno. Saw a movie with Jessica Biel in it last night, and my comment was "She is 15 years shy of gorgeous."
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