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    anyone ever succeed at milking a cat?

    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    kittens do
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    You can milk just about anything with nipples.

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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    yeah, but have you ever tried it?
    I haven't...
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    I have nipples, could you milk me?

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    well, there's no harm in trying...
    maybe an injection or two of estrogen will help.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Who said i need estrogen?

    Wait, what?!?

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    yuck there's a few vids on youtube

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    yuck there's a few vids on youtube
    And how do YOU know that?

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    Google Queen never misses a chance to hone the skills.

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    I milked my cat, but first I fed her "Nestle Quick" chocolate mix Mmmmmmm.
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    No, but I've milked a horse... I didn't taste it or anything.

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