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    Ogr8nwmypstmksnosnse pgoat's Avatar
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    how many taboos have u pwnd

    don't ask me, I just work here.
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    I'm not sure what you mean here.

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    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
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    Cool title.

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    there are no taboos when you have no standards to live up to
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    I kissed a girl and I liked it.

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    A friend wanted a Chinese Traditional Pictograph tat. I can't remember what he wanted for the translation, but I gave him this:

    豬肉炒饭

    I really thought he knew my sense of humor better. He didn't check the translation, like I had assumed he would. He got it inke4d. It translates to Pork Fried Rice.

    He still hasn't found out, but always wonders what people in the Chinese Buffet are smiling about every time they see him with this tat on both sides of his neck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post
    A friend wanted a Chinese Traditional Pictograph tat. I can't remember what he wanted for the translation, but I gave him this:

    豬肉炒饭

    I really thought he knew my sense of humor better. He didn't check the translation, like I had assumed he would. He got it inke4d. It translates to Pork Fried Rice.

    He still hasn't found out, but always wonders what people in the Chinese Buffet are smiling about every time they see him with this tat on both sides of his neck.
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    mine says "eat at Joe's"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycle_chic View Post
    I kissed a girl and I liked it.
    pics or it didn't happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oakback View Post
    The taste of her cherry chapstick?
    That wasn't chapstick...


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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    mine says "eat at Joe's"

    Is that cat named Joe?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Is that cat named Joe?
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    Do second cousins count?
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    How about the student that they blindfolded for a halfcourt shot at halftime of a college basketball game? The dude launches the ball at the hoop and is off by quite a bit. They unblindfold him as the 20,000 person arena goes wild, and they give the poor guy one of those big checks for 500k. Only to reveal a few seconds later he had been duped.

    Best prank ever.


    On a side note it has been a lifelong dream of mine to win a giant check. Can you deposit one of those?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post
    A friend wanted a Chinese Traditional Pictograph tat. I can't remember what he wanted for the translation, but I gave him this:

    豬肉炒饭

    I really thought he knew my sense of humor better. He didn't check the translation, like I had assumed he would. He got it inke4d. It translates to Pork Fried Rice.

    He still hasn't found out, but always wonders what people in the Chinese Buffet are smiling about every time they see him with this tat on both sides of his neck.
    Hanzi Smatter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naterider View Post
    On a side note it has been a lifelong dream of mine to win a giant check. Can you deposit one of those?
    Yup! As long as it has the valid routing number and account number - and obviously the presenter has the funds!

    I used to work in a sign shop that made those giant checks for events - we were very specific what NOT to include on them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CollectiveInk View Post
    Yup! As long as it has the valid routing number and account number - and obviously the presenter has the funds!

    I used to work in a sign shop that made those giant checks for events - we were very specific what NOT to include on them.
    Cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    mine says "eat at Joe's"

    I can only read that as 'horse lover man'
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    I can only read that as 'horse lover man'
    Ding ding

    we have us a winner, Hoss

    thank you
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    mine says "eat at Joe's"
    sure it's not "cat fried rice"?
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    that's just silly
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    surprise butt sex ...
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    All of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post
    A friend wanted a Chinese Traditional Pictograph tat. I can't remember what he wanted for the translation, but I gave him this:

    豬肉炒饭

    I really thought he knew my sense of humor better. He didn't check the translation, like I had assumed he would. He got it inke4d. It translates to Pork Fried Rice.

    He still hasn't found out, but always wonders what people in the Chinese Buffet are smiling about every time they see him with this tat on both sides of his neck.

    A friend of mine got the symbol for pi tatooed on his bicep; he had thought about the yin-yang symbol, but thought that pi was a more clever, intellectual way to celebrate Things To Do With A Circle. Or some crap like that. Anyhow...

    So we're standing in line at the local Greek-owned cafeteria getting breakfast one day, and the owner looks at my friend's tatoo and says "That's P! What is P for?"

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