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Old 03-04-09, 06:09 PM   #1
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Fun Quotes and Sayings

Try not to be to generic. i.e. "kill 2 birds with one stone". I love sayings. Here is my current favorite.

"Thats the way the root beer floats."
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Old 03-04-09, 06:12 PM   #2
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Old 03-04-09, 06:13 PM   #3
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One I picked up back in high school that I still use once in a blue moon (when somebody does something stupid or clumsy).

Smooth move Ex-Lax
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Old 03-04-09, 06:15 PM   #4
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Old 03-04-09, 06:15 PM   #5
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Picked this up from a co-worker a few years back.

Say you're walking with a group of people or whatever and you trip over apparently nothing...just kind of stumble a little with nothing in your way.

First day on the new feet.
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Old 03-04-09, 06:16 PM   #6
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My grandfather had a good reply....when I once said TGIF back in high school, thankful it was Friday.

He knew what it meant, but wanted to goof with me (God I miss my G-pa).

He said....TGIF? Toes Go In First? Duh!
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Old 03-04-09, 06:16 PM   #7
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I always liked the monty sketches

My brain hurts! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIlKiRPSNGA
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Whenever anyone comes out with a fun quote or saying, if you live in Massachusetts you can say "wicked cool" and no one will look at you strangely.
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My usual ones would get me banned.

To each his own is a clean one I use often.
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Old 03-04-09, 06:24 PM   #10
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"He's farting through silk now" when someone comes into a sizeable amount of money.

This is just a test to see if I can use the "other" f-word.
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Old 03-04-09, 06:26 PM   #11
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"He's farting through silk now" when someone comes into a sizeable amount of money.
Reminded me of one my Uncle's old sayings.

If he farted (and he did often), he'd get a surprised look on his face and exclaim, "low flying ducks".
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"Go back again, now you have seen us, and your outward eyes have learned that in spite of all the infallible maxims of your day there is yet a time of rest in store for the world, when mastery has changed into fellowship but not before. Go back again, then, and while you live you will see all round you people engaged in making others live lives which are not their own, while they themselves care nothing for their own real lives men who hate life though they fear death. Go back and be the happier for having seen us, for having added a little hope to your struggle. Go on living while you may, striving, with whatsoever pain and labour needs must be, to build up little by little the new day of fellowship, and rest, and happiness." -News From Nowhere
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Old 03-04-09, 06:30 PM   #13
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Be alert, the world needs more lerts.
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Old 03-04-09, 07:23 PM   #16
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The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

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"Two is One, One is None"

"When there's a question, leave no doubt."

"Mercy to my enemies, is cruelty to myself."

I got this one from an IT support person: "What the hell! That's not right!"

A friend in high school used to say this: "As long as it slides."

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Picked this up from a co-worker a few years back.

Say you're walking with a group of people or whatever and you trip over apparently nothing...just kind of stumble a little with nothing in your way.

First day on the new feet.
My friend (blonde, but she knows it), whenever she makes a silly mistake or says something goofy: First day with my new brain!
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