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    Fun Quotes and Sayings

    Try not to be to generic. i.e. "kill 2 birds with one stone". I love sayings. Here is my current favorite.

    "Thats the way the root beer floats."

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    If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'til you do suck seed. -Curly Howard (Three Stooges)
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    One I picked up back in high school that I still use once in a blue moon (when somebody does something stupid or clumsy).

    Smooth move Ex-Lax
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    “Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.”

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    Bring back the Sig Test!


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    Picked this up from a co-worker a few years back.

    Say you're walking with a group of people or whatever and you trip over apparently nothing...just kind of stumble a little with nothing in your way.

    First day on the new feet.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    My grandfather had a good reply....when I once said TGIF back in high school, thankful it was Friday.

    He knew what it meant, but wanted to goof with me (God I miss my G-pa).

    He said....TGIF? Toes Go In First? Duh!
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I always liked the monty sketches

    My brain hurts! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIlKiRPSNGA
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Whenever anyone comes out with a fun quote or saying, if you live in Massachusetts you can say "wicked cool" and no one will look at you strangely.

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    My usual ones would get me banned.

    To each his own is a clean one I use often.

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    "He's farting through silk now" when someone comes into a sizeable amount of money.

    This is just a test to see if I can use the "other" f-word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzie Green View Post
    "He's farting through silk now" when someone comes into a sizeable amount of money.
    Reminded me of one my Uncle's old sayings.

    If he farted (and he did often), he'd get a surprised look on his face and exclaim, "low flying ducks".
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    "Go back again, now you have seen us, and your outward eyes have learned that in spite of all the infallible maxims of your day there is yet a time of rest in store for the world, when mastery has changed into fellowship but not before. Go back again, then, and while you live you will see all round you people engaged in making others live lives which are not their own, while they themselves care nothing for their own real lives men who hate life though they fear death. Go back and be the happier for having seen us, for having added a little hope to your struggle. Go on living while you may, striving, with whatsoever pain and labour needs must be, to build up little by little the new day of fellowship, and rest, and happiness." -News From Nowhere

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    My dad always made us laugh with, "If my nose was a rose would you pick it?"
    You see, their morals, their code...it's a bad joke, dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these...These "civilized" people...they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve

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    Be alert, the world needs more lerts.
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    My dad when working on something:
    "Now which the hell goes where?"
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    "Any of you #### touch me, and I'll kill ya"

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    If at first you don't succeed...keep on suckin' til ya do suck seed. ~Curly
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    No matter what management tells you about money, it's all coming from different pockets in the same pair of pants.
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    "I cannot tell a lie: I like broad bottoms." --George Washington.

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    The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

    Adults are just kids with money

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    There are three qualities in a project: Good, Fast, and Cheap. You can pick any two you like.
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    I gave the Bloods two cartons of smokes for you. Your new name is Beatrice. Be at my cell at 8
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    it's turtles, all the way down

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    "Two is One, One is None"

    "When there's a question, leave no doubt."

    "Mercy to my enemies, is cruelty to myself."

    I got this one from an IT support person: "What the hell! That's not right!"

    A friend in high school used to say this: "As long as it slides."
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Picked this up from a co-worker a few years back.

    Say you're walking with a group of people or whatever and you trip over apparently nothing...just kind of stumble a little with nothing in your way.

    First day on the new feet.
    My friend (blonde, but she knows it), whenever she makes a silly mistake or says something goofy: First day with my new brain!
    Where am I going?......

    ....and why am I in this handbasket?

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