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    50 ways to kill a Fooster....

    Throw them on the guillotine, Nekohime.

    Shoot 'em with a crossbow, Stormcrowe.

    Just slit their throat, Pgoat....and listen to me.




    Who's next? Your turn.
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    I will kill them softly with my song.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    mow down with car, jsharr
    venomous bite, lamplight
    rotten eggy at spreggy
    and set yo-self free.....
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    Hit him with a car, jsharr

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    Hit him with a car, jsharr
    too late, but gr8 minds think alike
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    Give them a smite King Termite
    Shoot them in the ear ModoVincere
    Overdose of blow AEO
    Giant Trek Wreck Psydotek
    Blow to the chin Trisdn
    Toss them in the moat Pgoat
    Drown them in glue Siu
    Head smash with Drive Sixty Fiver
    Off the cliff with the hiker, Word Biker
    Rip out their spine Unsafe Alpine
    To the heart he will stab Crackerjab
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    poke the pgoat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    poke the pgoat
    oooh! Rawr!
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    jsharr ryhmes with hair just so you know.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    jsharr ryhmes with hair just so you know.
    Pound 'em with a chair, jsharr.


    Fall on 'em with a glider, Cbadrider.


    Take to the river Styx, X136.
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    Quote Originally Posted by king kong View Post
    ask 'em how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
    Kill 'em softly with you song, King Kong. (With rip off rights going to jsharr)
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    Go wrong with a suture, substructure.

    Shoo them all with a bow, USA Zorro.

    Chop them off at the knee, AllenG.

    Kill 'em all with a bomb, Chipcom.

    Suffocate them with your turd, Pheard.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I can't rhyme too well.

    So can I just line you all up and shoot you in the behinds with a BB ***?

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    ban them all to be fair (not just kt and kk) Jsharr
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I can't rhyme, sing or dance, so I'll just hook up the background music for yous. That man playing that classic beat is Rochester's own Steve Gadd, who at that time was the most revered drummer out there, practically to a freakish cult level. This classic beat is an adaptation of a beat called Crazy Army from his drum corps days with the Rochester Crusaders.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5--Sje98jI&NR=1

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    Choke them until they say 'eek', MillCreek.

    Thank you, thank you very much. Try the veal!
    Regards, MillCreek
    Snohomish County, Washington USA

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    Quote Originally Posted by MillCreek View Post
    Choke them until they say 'eek', MillCreek.

    Thank you, thank you very much. Try the veal!
    *groan*

    Punch them for a week, MillCreek.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Shoot them in the ear ModoVincere
    I always thought it was pronounced...

    give him a heart attack from something scary, ModoVincere.


    gored by a toro USAZorro
    caught in a belt sander Michigander
    with a mighty smack oakback
    with sharp metal spikes ilikebikes
    in a pot and stewed Tude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    venomous bite, lamplight
    I'd like to think I would kill by gutting the poor fellow with a German straight razor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by huerro View Post
    gored by a toro USAZorro
    caught in a belt sander Michigander
    with a mighty smack oakback
    with sharp metal spikes ilikebikes
    in a pot and stewed Tude.
    LOL....good ones!
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    Bring back the Sig Test!


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    Remove all the Freds.












    Do you hear that? (crickets)

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    Feed him to the spiders Naterider
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lamplight View Post
    I'd like to think I would kill by gutting the poor fellow with a German straight razor.
    effective but no rhyme.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Naterider View Post
    Remove all the Freds.
    Freddie's Dead
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