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Old 03-05-09, 09:51 AM   #1
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50 ways to kill a Fooster....

Throw them on the guillotine, Nekohime.

Shoot 'em with a crossbow, Stormcrowe.

Just slit their throat, Pgoat....and listen to me.




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I will kill them softly with my song.
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mow down with car, jsharr
venomous bite, lamplight
rotten eggy at spreggy
and set yo-self free.....
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Hit him with a car, jsharr
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too late, but gr8 minds think alike
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Give them a smite King Termite
Shoot them in the ear ModoVincere
Overdose of blow AEO
Giant Trek Wreck Psydotek
Blow to the chin Trisdn
Toss them in the moat Pgoat
Drown them in glue Siu
Head smash with Drive Sixty Fiver
Off the cliff with the hiker, Word Biker
Rip out their spine Unsafe Alpine
To the heart he will stab Crackerjab
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jsharr ryhmes with hair just so you know.
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Pound 'em with a chair, jsharr.


Fall on 'em with a glider, Cbadrider.


Take to the river Styx, X136.
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ask 'em how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
Kill 'em softly with you song, King Kong. (With rip off rights going to jsharr)
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Go wrong with a suture, substructure.

Shoo them all with a bow, USA Zorro.

Chop them off at the knee, AllenG.

Kill 'em all with a bomb, Chipcom.

Suffocate them with your turd, Pheard.
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Old 03-05-09, 10:37 AM   #13
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I can't rhyme too well.

So can I just line you all up and shoot you in the behinds with a BB gun?
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Old 03-05-09, 10:38 AM   #14
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ban them all to be fair (not just kt and kk) Jsharr
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Old 03-05-09, 11:25 AM   #15
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I can't rhyme, sing or dance, so I'll just hook up the background music for yous. That man playing that classic beat is Rochester's own Steve Gadd, who at that time was the most revered drummer out there, practically to a freakish cult level. This classic beat is an adaptation of a beat called Crazy Army from his drum corps days with the Rochester Crusaders.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5--Sje98jI&NR=1
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Choke them until they say 'eek', MillCreek.

Thank you, thank you very much. Try the veal!
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Choke them until they say 'eek', MillCreek.

Thank you, thank you very much. Try the veal!
*groan*

Punch them for a week, MillCreek.
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Shoot them in the ear ModoVincere
I always thought it was pronounced...

give him a heart attack from something scary, ModoVincere.


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I'd like to think I would kill by gutting the poor fellow with a German straight razor.
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Remove all the Freds.












Do you hear that? (crickets)
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