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    Senior Member Naterider's Avatar
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    Helper Monkey

    How does one become one?

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    First you get a blue star..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    First you get a blue star..........


    Then eat copious amounts of it. Put it on your frosted flakes, mashed potatoes, peanut butter pie...whatever!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naterider View Post
    How does one become one?
    Thank you for your query Mr. Rider.

    Unfortunately, we have no openings at this time.

    We appreciate your patronage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingofchimps View Post
    Thank you for your query Mr. Rider.

    Unfortunately, we have no openings at this time.

    We appreciate your patronage.
    Hey Boss! My check was short two bananas and a coconut last week. I was so mad I could almost not fling poo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Any similarity to the Trunk Monkey?

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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