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Old 03-08-09, 06:26 PM   #1
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Okay, so make fun of me, but I need to know

So this is kind of a response to the vasectomy thread, but it's been bothering me for a little while.

When you get your penny purse plucked, should you wear womens shorts?


Really. Ridicule me, but I want to know.
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Old 03-08-09, 06:30 PM   #2
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You're getting the plumbing snipped, not neutered. Sheesh!
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Really. Ridicule me, but I want to know.
Why didn't you ask the surgeon?
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When you get your penny purse plucked, should you wear womens shorts?
Yes, if for nothing more than to see the reaction on the doctor's face.

Ask chipcom where you can find something frilly in a plus size.
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Please tell me you are not serious with this question. They don't cut off the jewels, you know. However, if you want to wear women's shorts, who's to stop you?
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Seriously?

It's a vasectomy, not a castration.

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If they remove them, just have them put some of these in and you can wear you men's shorts still, dog!
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So this is kind of a response to the vasectomy thread, but it's been bothering me for a little while.

When you get your penny purse plucked, should you wear womens shorts?

Really. Ridicule me, but I want to know.
Only if you want to...
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Please tell me you are not serious with this question. They don't cut off the jewels, you know. However, if you want to wear women's shorts, who's to stop you?
Okay, thanks! I thought vasectomy was a fancy word for "We're going to cut off your balls with a rusty pair of hedgeclippers". I had no clue they just took out the internals.

I haven't been properly ridiculed yet though.
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Okay, thanks! I thought vasectomy was a fancy word for "We're going to cut off your balls with a rusty pair of hedgeclippers". I had no clue they just took out the internals.

I haven't been properly ridiculed yet though.
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
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Now that's what I'm talking about!
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Okay, thanks! I thought vasectomy was a fancy word for "We're going to cut off your balls with a rusty pair of hedgeclippers". I had no clue they just took out the internals.

I haven't been properly ridiculed yet though.
is wrong with you? Are you, like, 12? Who the hell thinks a common, minor surgical procedure would involve removing the part of your body that essentially governs you being a freakin' man?





How was that? Was that ok?
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Are you applying for a job in the Forbidden City or something?
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is wrong with you? Are you, like, 12? Who the hell thinks a common, minor surgical procedure would involve removing the part of your body that essentially governs you being a freakin' man?
Hurts like hell when the doc tugs on the string to cut a few millimeters out. Don't ask me how I know, because I almost passed out.
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String, millimeters?
Dude, this is the internet, it's OK to lie.
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Just thank the cycling gods you're not going through a tubal ligation. Man up, you weenie.

How's that?
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When you get your penny purse plucked, should you wear womens shorts?
...not that there's anything wrong with that...
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Okay, thanks! I thought vasectomy was a fancy word for "We're going to cut off your balls with a rusty pair of hedgeclippers". I had no clue they just took out the internals.

I haven't been properly ridiculed yet though.
They don't really take out the internals... they just cut the tube that connects the parts and tie knots in the two ends. That way, the little swimmers can't bridge the gap and make down the tube.

Sheesh... someone obviously slept through both high school biology AND sex ed!! (how's that?)
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why why why do we always end up with things like chipcom's hookers and now guys who aren't any use to us anymore....
this answers the other thread's question:

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why why why do we always end up with things like chipcom's hookers and now guys who aren't any use to us anymore....
Actually, I know a number of women who'd find a vasectomized male quite useful.


And to the OP- a vasectomy involves cutting or occluding the vas deferens. You're confusing it with an orchiectomy.

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So I'm laying there talking to my wife while the doc is doing the work. Wife starts giggling and I say what's so funny? She says why do you keep moving it up and down? I didn't know I was, it's all numb down there. I guess you can still move it but not know it. Just so you know.
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So I'm laying there talking to my wife while the doc is doing the work. Wife starts giggling and I say what's so funny? She says why do you keep moving it up and down? I didn't know I was, it's all numb down there. I guess you can still move it but not know it. Just so you know.
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String, millimeters?
Dude, this is the internet, it's OK to lie.
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The doc's name was not Lorena Bobbitt btw
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