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    Okay, so make fun of me, but I need to know

    So this is kind of a response to the vasectomy thread, but it's been bothering me for a little while.

    When you get your penny purse plucked, should you wear womens shorts?


    Really. Ridicule me, but I want to know.

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    You're getting the plumbing snipped, not neutered. Sheesh!
    "Well, I guess you can cut the arts as much as you want... Sooner or later, these kids aren't going to have anything to read or write about." (Richard Dreyfus as Glenn Holland)

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrimsonKarter21 View Post
    Really. Ridicule me, but I want to know.
    Why didn't you ask the surgeon?
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    Moved to foo.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrimsonKarter21 View Post
    When you get your penny purse plucked, should you wear womens shorts?
    Yes, if for nothing more than to see the reaction on the doctor's face.

    Ask chipcom where you can find something frilly in a plus size.
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    Please tell me you are not serious with this question. They don't cut off the jewels, you know. However, if you want to wear women's shorts, who's to stop you?

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    and panty hose
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    Seriously?

    It's a vasectomy, not a castration.

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    If they remove them, just have them put some of these in and you can wear you men's shorts still, dog!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrimsonKarter21 View Post
    So this is kind of a response to the vasectomy thread, but it's been bothering me for a little while.

    When you get your penny purse plucked, should you wear womens shorts?

    Really. Ridicule me, but I want to know.
    Only if you want to...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubic View Post
    Please tell me you are not serious with this question. They don't cut off the jewels, you know. However, if you want to wear women's shorts, who's to stop you?
    Okay, thanks! I thought vasectomy was a fancy word for "We're going to cut off your balls with a rusty pair of hedgeclippers". I had no clue they just took out the internals.

    I haven't been properly ridiculed yet though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrimsonKarter21 View Post
    Okay, thanks! I thought vasectomy was a fancy word for "We're going to cut off your balls with a rusty pair of hedgeclippers". I had no clue they just took out the internals.

    I haven't been properly ridiculed yet though.
    I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
    Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Now that's what I'm talking about!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrimsonKarter21 View Post
    Okay, thanks! I thought vasectomy was a fancy word for "We're going to cut off your balls with a rusty pair of hedgeclippers". I had no clue they just took out the internals.

    I haven't been properly ridiculed yet though.
    is wrong with you? Are you, like, 12? Who the hell thinks a common, minor surgical procedure would involve removing the part of your body that essentially governs you being a freakin' man?





    How was that? Was that ok?

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    Are you applying for a job in the Forbidden City or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    is wrong with you? Are you, like, 12? Who the hell thinks a common, minor surgical procedure would involve removing the part of your body that essentially governs you being a freakin' man?
    Hurts like hell when the doc tugs on the string to cut a few millimeters out. Don't ask me how I know, because I almost passed out.
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    String, millimeters?
    Dude, this is the internet, it's OK to lie.
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    Just thank the cycling gods you're not going through a tubal ligation. Man up, you weenie.

    How's that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrimsonKarter21 View Post
    When you get your penny purse plucked, should you wear womens shorts?
    ...not that there's anything wrong with that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrimsonKarter21 View Post
    Okay, thanks! I thought vasectomy was a fancy word for "We're going to cut off your balls with a rusty pair of hedgeclippers". I had no clue they just took out the internals.

    I haven't been properly ridiculed yet though.
    They don't really take out the internals... they just cut the tube that connects the parts and tie knots in the two ends. That way, the little swimmers can't bridge the gap and make down the tube.

    Sheesh... someone obviously slept through both high school biology AND sex ed!! (how's that?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by kaotikgrl View Post
    why why why do we always end up with things like chipcom's hookers and now guys who aren't any use to us anymore....
    this answers the other thread's question:

    definition of foo: refuse bin
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    Quote Originally Posted by kaotikgrl View Post
    why why why do we always end up with things like chipcom's hookers and now guys who aren't any use to us anymore....
    Actually, I know a number of women who'd find a vasectomized male quite useful.


    And to the OP- a vasectomy involves cutting or occluding the vas deferens. You're confusing it with an orchiectomy.
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    So I'm laying there talking to my wife while the doc is doing the work. Wife starts giggling and I say what's so funny? She says why do you keep moving it up and down? I didn't know I was, it's all numb down there. I guess you can still move it but not know it. Just so you know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JF1 View Post
    So I'm laying there talking to my wife while the doc is doing the work. Wife starts giggling and I say what's so funny? She says why do you keep moving it up and down? I didn't know I was, it's all numb down there. I guess you can still move it but not know it. Just so you know.
    So all these years, and you really thought YOU controlled IT? That is precious!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    String, millimeters?
    Dude, this is the internet, it's OK to lie.
    Rope, feet.
    The doc's name was not Lorena Bobbitt btw
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