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    Okay here we go.

    Based on the thread "Do love stories like this ever happen ?", let's hear Fooster's real love stories. Let's hear the sappy stuff, the kind that makes us all go "awwwwwwwwwww........". And none of that made up stuff, Jsharr.
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    No....please only post made up stuff....and only if its really sexy and dirty (enough to get you banned).
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    nope, never had a true love, thank you very much.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    I....
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    nope, never had a true love, thank you very much.
    Do I see the start of a new sappy love story?
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    You guys are jacked up.

    UA post your love story or I WILL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    You guys are jacked up.
    I think you are missing some verbs or nouns in the middle of your story.

    What did jack do? Up what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    You guys are jacked up.

    UA post your love story or I WILL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    I....
    Shhhh...
    When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. - Jimi Hendrix

    Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans. - John Lennon


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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    UA post your love story or I WILL.
    Shhhh.....
    When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. - Jimi Hendrix

    Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans. - John Lennon


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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post

    WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hold on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    Have to get my popcorn!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    No....please only post made up stuff....and only if its really sexy and dirty (enough to get you banned).
    this one time at band camp, chipcom showed me how to do all these 'tricks' with ** body part.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    I do not have any magic fall in love moments, but I like to think my proposal was pretty unique.

    When I met my wife, I was pretty heavily involved in sail boat racing. Crewed for a couple of different boat owners. One of our first dates was on a race boat. She took to it quite well and we ended up sailing together on two different boats on a very regular basis.

    When I decided to ask her to marry me, I wanted it to be with our sailing friends, so I decided to have my proposal put on a spinnaker. I got one guy to donate on old solid white spinnaker. I had a friend at a sail loft cut out the letters from red sticky back nylon to stick to the sail. My roommate and my brother helped me lay out the sail and get the letters on it just right.

    I planned my proposal to occur at a big charity regatta where most of our friends would be in attendance. My parents where there, as were hers, riding on a boat in the spectator fleet.

    As we sailed back into the marina after the day's racing, the boat owner, who was in on the plan, suggested that we try a "new spinnaker" before we but the boat away. We tied on the new sail still in the bag and hoisted it to the head of the mast. My wife to be was our spinnaker trimmer and as the sail filled she realized what it said and just sat down on the deck of the boat in shock.

    Horns began to blow from boats in the spectator fleet and we sailed into the marina with that sail flying. It was a very cool day.

    BTW, she said yes.
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    Aww.........and Siu was worried about jsharr's post

    Very sweet. And now I know why I've sometimes felt a sharp cutting sensation in my jib.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    BTW, she said yes.
    To what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    Very sweet. And now I know why I've sometimes felt a sharp cutting sensation in my jib.
    Move your keys...
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    To what?
    the champagne that I had waiting dock side.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    the apple cider fake champagne that I had waiting dock side.
    cheap baztaard'd it for you.
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    I have no stories.

    jsharr's one makes up for my none.

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    That's pretty cool, Jsharr. IF that was real. Got pics of the sail? I'd ask for pics of the actual event but I don't want to put you in an awkward position.
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    OK, I'm back - got my popcorn!

    What did I miss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Based on the thread "Do love stories like this ever happen ?", let's hear Fooster's real love stories. Let's hear the sappy stuff, the kind that makes us all go "awwwwwwwwwww........". And none of that made up stuff, Jsharr.
    Reader's Digest Version.

    I'm at work and an inmate walks up to show me a picture of his girlfriend. She's gorgeous. Same night she is there to see him for a visit. My post, I'm in charge.

    They are sitting at a table, I see her crying so I bring Kleenex. She smiles, later he gives me some lame excuse as to why she was crying. I clock out, go to my car to go home for the night. There she is asleep in her car with no place to turn for help.

    I take her home. She changes into something more comfortable and my blood pressure triples. (She is beautiful, looks like a very young Grace Kelly)

    She spend the next three days, two nights at the house and the terriers fall in love with her. (She passes the Airwick test)

    We become good friends but she wants more. We discuss her future and it looks like I have a pretty houseguest for at least the next month.

    She gets a phonecall the third night.

    Just like that it was over.

    She writes me a week or so later and tells me how much she misses us. My heart tells me to go get her but my head knows she is too young and impetuous. So I don't.

    Almost six months later but her fragrance still lingers in the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by <3 2 Ride View Post
    Shhhh.....
    he he he...
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    Signed

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    Oooh you have a story to tell us about you and Pgoat?? Or just you and a .....goat.....
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