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Old 03-11-09, 02:02 PM   #1
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Who/what will you be in the next life?

I'm coming back as a pole in a stripclub.
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Old 03-11-09, 02:04 PM   #2
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A strip club for t-girls, that is.


Mods....merge this thread with the "corrupt a wish" thread, please.
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Old 03-11-09, 02:06 PM   #3
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I want to be a bicycle seat for selected Foo females.
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Old 03-11-09, 02:07 PM   #4
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At this rate, i'll be back to a dung beetle. Or, i may be a jock strap, but a popular one.
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My goodness!! What aspirations Foo Mens have!!
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By the time you die, they'll be what? 70-90? So you want to be there for crotch sweat of (avg) 80 year old women? Aren't you a trooper!
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Old 03-11-09, 02:08 PM   #8
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By the time you die, they'll be what? 70-90? So you want to be there for crotch sweat of (avg) 80 year old women? Aren't you a trooper!
hmmmm.....aged to perfection.
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I'll probably come back as dirt.
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Old 03-11-09, 02:16 PM   #11
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A strip club for t-girls, that is.


Mods....merge this thread with the "corrupt a wish" thread, please.
SHUT UP, KT! Stop messing up my dreamwish.


Siu, KT's being mean to me!
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only if I'm really good in this life
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Old 03-11-09, 02:19 PM   #13
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Siu, KT's being mean to me!
Now...don't go doing that..you know how hard she thumps...and she does it twice as hard on me because we're family (what's up with that??).
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Old 03-11-09, 02:27 PM   #15
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My goodness!! What perspirations Foo Mens have!!

They should have used Odorono
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Old 03-11-09, 02:33 PM   #17
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Old 03-11-09, 02:36 PM   #18
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Did you expect any more or less from me?
You know what they say....less is more. More or less.
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Old 03-11-09, 02:59 PM   #19
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I'd like to be the cooties in my next life.
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that's nice, but I'd rather be the strip club.
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Old 03-11-09, 04:24 PM   #21
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that's nice, but I'd rather be the strip club.
Perfect...so you get the scummy low life guys going in and out of you all the time too.
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Old 03-11-09, 04:30 PM   #22
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i want to come back as something that gets tummy rubs on a daily basis
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Old 03-11-09, 04:40 PM   #23
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Im coming back as a chicken McNugget.
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Old 03-11-09, 04:46 PM   #25
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I wanna be a big, fat, well-fed, pampered cat in my next life. Kinda like Garfield except there will be no dogs, just me and my slave human.
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