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    Ogr8nwmypstmksnosnse pgoat's Avatar
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    Ode to Skinnyone's knee

    When you were young and full o' pep
    And bent to help with every step
    Always good for one more rep
    This knee of one called skinny

    Hard work forged you, day and night
    With courage fierce and full of might
    Till muscles in you rippled toight
    This knee of one called skinny

    Then one day, unexpected came
    A terrifying shriek of pain
    Its utterer soon rendered lame
    Sad was the one called skinny

    And yet through modern means, we see
    That hope for skinny there may be
    By acting scientifically
    To save the knee of skinny

    Through swelling, ice and vicodin
    Skinny bore up with a grin
    Till once more riding could begin
    Borne by the knee of skinny

    Until that happy day arrives
    Please make a wish and close your eyes
    And with your heart do visualize
    The healed knee of skinny
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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    We all know that skinnyone is the.....(prepare to groan)

    BEES KNEES
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Ogr8nwmypstmksnosnse pgoat's Avatar
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    I never realized Stryper were so freakin' hawt
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    I never realized Stryper were so freakin' hawt
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Dude wheres my guads? skinnyone's Avatar
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    thanks pgoat.. Maybe I should change my name skin-knee-one?

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    That, or Stryperone
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    But only if your knee heals up real hawt and you get those leggings




    (if so, pics please)
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    Quote Originally Posted by skinnyone View Post
    thanks pgoat.. Maybe I should change my name skin-knee-one?
    You could tell people that's your Cherokee name!
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Also, is wrong with you?

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I had knee surgery
    Skinny did too
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I had knee surgery
    Skinny did too
    You've been hitting up the Jager thread, haven't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post


    Also, is wrong with you?
    Whatever, jerkwad
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