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Old 03-12-09, 09:14 PM   #1
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Somebody's private's called me

When someone accidentally pocket dials you, is it really there junk trying to call you?


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Old 03-13-09, 12:06 AM   #2
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A while back a friend's phone used to call me a lot. I could hear her voice in the background and I would yell out "Hey your phone called me!" but she almost never heard me. It never occurred to me that another part of her body may have been calling me. Hmm, now I have to think about that.

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When someone accidentally pocket dials you, is it really there junk trying to call you?


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Do you have a fetish going here?
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is wrong with you?
Yeah, no kidding! Don't you know you're not supposed to use an apostrophe to make words plural?
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it really sucks when your name is at the top of the list in the address book.
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Twas not mine.....my phone only has female contacts
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The Rule of Shadiyah determines this to be a thread about sex.
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Old 03-13-09, 06:50 AM   #11
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Old 03-13-09, 07:12 AM   #12
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and somehow I knew right away from the title this was a crackerjab thread.

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Others try

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Others try

you sexify
I am the sex machine of Foo.
That much is true
Some want to talk about ****
But sex talk is really it
looking to have some fun
MV to the rescue will run



*yeah its crappy but its off the top of my head*
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Oh, yeahhh....


work it

work it
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I am the sex machine of Foo.
That much is true
Some want to talk about ****
But sex talk is really it
looking to have some fun
MV to the rescue will run



*yeah its crappy but its off the top of my head*
MV, i don't think you have let me down yet.
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I cannot control when the thing pees, there is no way I can restrict who it calls. I just hope it uses good phone manners.
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I cannot control when the thing pees, there is no way I can restrict who it calls. I just hope it uses a head set.
Avoided radioactivity for you
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Old 03-13-09, 07:30 AM   #19
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I see what you did there. You cabeza'd it for me.
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My last boat was named De Nada. It was an old Cal 20 and the name fit it. Still won it's share of races though.
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Old 03-13-09, 08:07 AM   #24
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HELLLOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Can I haz some of those pills too?
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My wife's phone used to call me from her purse all the time. The weirdest one was while she was car dealer's auto service department. She is asking questions about car parts, I'm trying to answer, and it takes a while for my feeble brain cells to realize she is not talking to me.
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