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    jackrussellsonabicycle Airwick's Avatar
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    Your favorite infomercials?

    I have so many, but I really enjoyed GLH-9.

    GLH-9

    "I'm waiting for a miracle." - Betty

    "I believe this is your miracle." - Ron
    Last edited by Airwick; 03-14-09 at 08:36 PM.

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfQCje-aUck&feature=related"]YouTube - Verb Alert spoof of First Alert Instant Alarm[/ame]
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    No watchie TV.
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    jackrussellsonabicycle Airwick's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    No watchie TV.
    I'm so sorry for your misfortune,........

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    Sometimes there are better things to do than watch TV.
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    So Tom only hires people that are nutty? Is part of the requirement to be a moderator on this site is that you have to be nuts??
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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Yah like post on BF. OH Gawd, I need a life!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Tony Little and his Gazelle. The man drives me crazy, but when I see him on that thing with his legs and arms flailing wildly, I can't turn away. It may be one of the funniest things I've seen in my life. I've literally watched the whole hour at least 10 times.
    Guinness, the most important meal of the day.

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    Favorite infomercial?

    That's like asking what your favorite root canal was.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Jack Lalanne's Power Juicer ftw!


    I love pho long time.

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    Slap-chop

    "You're gonna love my nuts!"

    It makes me giggle everytime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoSoxYacht View Post
    Slap-chop

    "You're gonna love my nuts!"

    It makes me giggle everytime.

    I really hadn't caught the slap-chop before, very nice!

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    I like the infomercial for that device you put on your ear to give you super-hearing. Those people define a whole new level of ******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ILUVUK View Post
    I like the infomercial for that device you put on your ear to give you super-hearing. Those people define a whole new level of ******.
    I have a little 4-pound Pomeranian who suddenly developed a habit of spontaneously bursting into a full fledged howl a couple of times each day. I was mystified until I happened to notice that he peered intently at the TV in between howls... it was this commercial!

    There is something about the frequencies that they use in the soundtrack of that commercial that drives him out of his mind. So naturally I TIVO'd it to play whenever my friends and I need a good chuckle.
    It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.-Aristotle

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    jackrussellsonabicycle Airwick's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ILUVUK View Post
    I like the infomercial for that device you put on your ear to give you super-hearing. Those people define a whole new level of ******.


    Quote Originally Posted by Hydrated View Post
    I have a little 4-pound Pomeranian who suddenly developed a habit of spontaneously bursting into a full fledged howl a couple of times each day. I was mystified until I happened to notice that he peered intently at the TV in between howls... it was this commercial!

    There is something about the frequencies that they use in the soundtrack of that commercial that drives him out of his mind. So naturally I TIVO'd it to play whenever my friends and I need a good chuckle.

    There are several on the market. Is it this one?

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    Who farted? Ka_Jun's Avatar
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    The colon cleanser one. Awesome.

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    Sham Wow, of course!
    Yellow + Blue Jerseys!

    Get your Cranky T-Shirt!
    Men's
    and Women's designs available

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ka_Jun View Post
    The colon cleanser one. Awesome.
    colon cleanse

    good stuff,....

    we need more testimonials because we know some of you have ordered these products.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoSoxYacht View Post
    Slap-chop

    "You're gonna love my nuts!"

    It makes me giggle everytime.
    Hahahahaha, I was gonna use this one! Vince is addicting. OK maybe not, depending on your viewpoint....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ehidle View Post
    Sham Wow, of course!
    I always laugh at this one. We apparently have a whole generation of people who have never heard of a chamois and don't know you can buy one for like $2.

    My favorite of all time is the flowbee: http://www.flowbee.com/index.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Airwick View Post
    There are several on the market. Is it this one?
    I'm thinking of a different one (one where the guy is new in the apartment building and two lovely women are talking about him but he isn't supposed to hear them). however, the one you posted is hilarious. My favorite part is when the guy is sitting and "dancing"....good stuff!

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    anything Billy Mays sells is awesome

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    I grew a love of infomercials with my cousin one summer. It started here:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmDx3D6Ldrc

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    Quote Originally Posted by timmyquest View Post
    I grew a love of infomercials with my cousin one summer.
    That's against the law in most states...
    It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.-Aristotle

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    This is the one that sends my dog into fits... Loud n Clear
    It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.-Aristotle

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