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Old 03-14-09, 08:32 PM   #1
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Ok, here is how it works.

First leg is you have to eat 50 Buffalo Chicken Wings, sans celery or blue cheese dressing.

Second leg is a 2 mile swim in piranha infested waters .

Third leg is a 50 mile bike ride on a fixed gear with 56x13 gearing over hilly terrain.

Fourth Leg is a 10 mile sprint to the finish in work boots.
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in the same hour?
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Old 03-14-09, 08:38 PM   #5
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That was my first thought.....Old Frothingslosh, or Billy Beer would work.
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Warm pbr will be served with the wings.
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Why not a 56x11 setup, while wearing a parachute?
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Can't be anyworse than it is cold.
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I can do the buffalo wing thing and the work boots. Mine are steel toes and I often will do power walks in them on my lunch hour.
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Why not a 56x11 setup, while wearing a parachute?
That will only come into play if the course has a headwind.
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I can do the buffalo wing thing and the work boots. Mine are steel toes and I often will do power walks in them on my lunch hour.
So you're saying your boots were made for walking?
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Why not a 56x11 setup, while wearing a parachute?
fixed gear, I think the only 11T lock ring hub/cog is from a speciality maker.

unsure, but suntour made a 12T cog with lock ring.
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So you're saying your boots were made for walking?
And that's just what they'll do.
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One of these days.................
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would you walk all over men if they threw themselves on the floor in front of you?
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One of these days.................
These boots are gonna walkalloverYOU. (buddydum, buddydum)
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Old 03-14-09, 09:01 PM   #18
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I thought this was about quads.. Whatev
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An 11 up front and a 56 in back would make for a mighty slow ride.
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56 up front and a 13 tooth on the back, in the case of a headwind, a 56x11 with a parachute.
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56 up front and a 13 tooth on the back, in the case of a headwind, a 56x11 with a parachute.
lets use 700B wheels with it's nice 635x37 wheels and tyres.
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Let's add a wheel-driven generator that sucks off the first 55 watts to power a headlight!
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Ok, here is how it works.

First leg is you have to eat 50 Buffalo Chicken Wings, sans celery or blue cheese dressing.

Second leg is a 2 mile swim in piranha infested waters .

Third leg is a 50 mile bike ride on a fixed gear with 56x13 gearing over hilly terrain.

Fourth Leg is a 10 mile sprint to the finish in work boots.
Could we put the BCW at the end? I think I would not be able to handle that as the first leg, but I'd probably be hungry enough at the end of the other three legs to make a decent effort.

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This race is too wussy for me to enter..
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