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    The Foo Quadathalon.

    Ok, here is how it works.

    First leg is you have to eat 50 Buffalo Chicken Wings, sans celery or blue cheese dressing.

    Second leg is a 2 mile swim in piranha infested waters .

    Third leg is a 50 mile bike ride on a fixed gear with 56x13 gearing over hilly terrain.

    Fourth Leg is a 10 mile sprint to the finish in work boots.
    Strike like an eagle and sacrifice the dove.
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    in the same hour?
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    needs beer.
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    That was my first thought.....Old Frothingslosh, or Billy Beer would work.
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    You will surely get many applicants.

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    Warm pbr will be served with the wings.
    Strike like an eagle and sacrifice the dove.
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    Why not a 56x11 setup, while wearing a parachute?
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    Can't be anyworse than it is cold.
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    I can do the buffalo wing thing and the work boots. Mine are steel toes and I often will do power walks in them on my lunch hour.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ehidle View Post
    Why not a 56x11 setup, while wearing a parachute?
    That will only come into play if the course has a headwind.
    Strike like an eagle and sacrifice the dove.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    I can do the buffalo wing thing and the work boots. Mine are steel toes and I often will do power walks in them on my lunch hour.
    So you're saying your boots were made for walking?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ehidle View Post
    Why not a 56x11 setup, while wearing a parachute?
    fixed gear, I think the only 11T lock ring hub/cog is from a speciality maker.

    unsure, but suntour made a 12T cog with lock ring.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    So you're saying your boots were made for walking?
    And that's just what they'll do.
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    One of these days.................
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    would you walk all over men if they threw themselves on the floor in front of you?
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    One of these days.................
    These boots are gonna walkalloverYOU. (buddydum, buddydum)
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    I thought this was about quads.. Whatev

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    An 11 up front and a 56 in back would make for a mighty slow ride.
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    56 up front and a 13 tooth on the back, in the case of a headwind, a 56x11 with a parachute.
    Strike like an eagle and sacrifice the dove.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dannihilator View Post
    56 up front and a 13 tooth on the back, in the case of a headwind, a 56x11 with a parachute.
    lets use 700B wheels with it's nice 635x37 wheels and tyres.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Let's add a wheel-driven generator that sucks off the first 55 watts to power a headlight!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dannihilator View Post
    Ok, here is how it works.

    First leg is you have to eat 50 Buffalo Chicken Wings, sans celery or blue cheese dressing.

    Second leg is a 2 mile swim in piranha infested waters .

    Third leg is a 50 mile bike ride on a fixed gear with 56x13 gearing over hilly terrain.

    Fourth Leg is a 10 mile sprint to the finish in work boots.
    Could we put the BCW at the end? I think I would not be able to handle that as the first leg, but I'd probably be hungry enough at the end of the other three legs to make a decent effort.

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    This race is too wussy for me to enter..

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