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    My New Troubleshooter

    When the network is down, I pull out the big guns.


    My new troubleshooter, it should keep the sales people out of my cube.


    [IMG]http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/unbranded/t/unbranded-texas-long-barrell-rubber-band-***.jpg[/IMG]
    "Don't give up, don't ever give up" jimmyv

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    Who's "trouble" that being "shot"? I want action pictures of somebody being shot.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    only you would defend your cubicle with a rubber band ***. I hear 12 gauge is all the rage.
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    What's frightening is how coherent Hickey was in posting that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hickeydog View Post
    only you would defend your cubicle with a rubber band ***. I hear 12 gauge is all the rage.
    I have had to take some major cuts in my defense budget.
    "Don't give up, don't ever give up" jimmyv

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Who's "trouble" that being "shot"? I want action pictures of somebody being shot.
    Any one from sales or marketing. If they're not bringing new orders to me, it is best they keep their distance.
    "Don't give up, don't ever give up" jimmyv

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    Spike those rubber bands with some paper clips.

    God I'm mean!
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Spike those rubber bands with some paper clips.

    God I'm mean!
    I do have plenty of push pins. Thanks for the tip.
    "Don't give up, don't ever give up" jimmyv

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    [IMG]http://hackedgadgets.com/wp-content/2/disintegrator_rubber_band_***_2.jpg[/IMG]
    Bring back the Sig Test!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Michigander View Post
    [IMG]http://hackedgadgets.com/wp-content/2/disintegrator_rubber_band_***_2.jpg[/IMG]
    That thing is awesome.
    "Don't give up, don't ever give up" jimmyv

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    Cube Warfare
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/

    Not quite as painful, but most are computer/usb controlled. Some even track people walking by I think.



    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    ^ look at you with your unlimited funding? I'm just glad I don't have to do battle with you. Perhaps we can be allies.
    "Don't give up, don't ever give up" jimmyv

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    Quote Originally Posted by hos13 View Post
    Perhaps we can be allies.
    I'm holding all the cards. What do you have to offer?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    I'm holding all the cards. What do you have to offer?
    Lets see, I have an old coffee cup (probably needs cleaning) a stuffed penguin (Tux), yellow sticky notes, velcro cable ties and blue Super Sharpie. Deal?
    "Don't give up, don't ever give up" jimmyv

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    Quote Originally Posted by hos13 View Post
    Lets see, I have an old coffee cup (probably needs cleaning) a stuffed penguin (Tux), yellow sticky notes, velcro cable ties and blue Super Sharpie. Deal?
    The Tux is a good start. What does the coffee cup say on it? If it says something cool, throw in a Tux sticker to put on top of my windows key and we'll call it a deal.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    The coffee cup doesn't have any writing on it, but you could write something cool on it. I don't have a Tux sticker, sorry.
    "Don't give up, don't ever give up" jimmyv

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    Quote Originally Posted by hos13 View Post
    The coffee cup doesn't have any writing on it, but you could write something cool on it. I don't have a Tux sticker, sorry.
    Enemies it is then......Let me bring up my web page for the targeting systems of each device. Trajectory set. My finger is poised over 'the button'.....
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Enemies it is then......Let me bring up my web page for the targeting systems of each device. Trajectory set. My finger is poised over 'the button'.....
    Bring it on. I have the CIA (Cubicle Intelligence Agency) on my side.
    "Don't give up, don't ever give up" jimmyv

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    Quote Originally Posted by hos13 View Post
    Bring it on. I have the CIA (Cubicle Intelligence Agency) on my side.
    Guess who's standing behind me?

    DEA - Destruction of Enemy Agency
    ATF - Army of Toxic Freaks
    FBI - Forensic Body Imploders

    And...... CarolAnne from accounting.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
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    I know Nick Burns on the forum somewhere. He'll come to my aid.

    So tell, me how did you get CarolAnne on your side. I guess all is fair in love and war.
    "Don't give up, don't ever give up" jimmyv

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    Quote Originally Posted by hos13 View Post
    I know Nick Burns on the forum somewhere. He'll come to my aid.
    OK....don't make me get Tude behind me!! Do you know WHY she's called "Tude"?

    Quote Originally Posted by hos13 View Post
    So tell, me how did you get CarolAnne on your side. I guess all is fair in love and war.
    I'm not revealing my secret war tactics....because as you say, "all is fair in love and war", and THIS IS WAR!
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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