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Old 03-18-09, 03:57 PM   #1
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Prank jsharr and UnsafeAlpine while they're away?

Let's prank jsharr and UnsafeAlpine while they are out this week. Anybody got any great ideas?

We could slam their visitor messages with goofy stuff.....any other (more unique) ideas?
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Old 03-18-09, 03:57 PM   #2
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Ask Tom to disable their accounts... that should freak them out.
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Old 03-18-09, 04:00 PM   #3
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Ask Tom to disable their accounts... that should freak them out.
I was thinking that too......I can PM Tom and see if he's up for it. Of course they'd have to receive an email saying they were banned or they'd think it was just a technical goof.
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Old 03-18-09, 04:01 PM   #4
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How about a change in avatars! Is that possible?
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Start a contest thread for the best photoshopped images of them.
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Old 03-18-09, 04:37 PM   #6
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That's it? Nobody else is interested? No other ideas?
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We could shoot them and/or kidnap their family/pets?
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Old 03-18-09, 05:30 PM   #8
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We could shoot them and/or kidnap their family/pets?
Shooting them wouldn't do much good....they wouldn't know they'd been pranked. Stealing family pets is good, except that UA doesn't have one.
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Old 03-18-09, 05:34 PM   #9
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I like the "changing the avatar" scam!
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Old 03-18-09, 05:40 PM   #10
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subscribe them to some embarrassing forums

hair regeneration forum
impotency forum
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Old 03-18-09, 05:52 PM   #11
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Let's face it....jsharr would totally approve this plan. UA....well, who cares what UA wants.
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Old 03-18-09, 05:59 PM   #12
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this is how you guys treat your own?
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Old 03-18-09, 06:09 PM   #13
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Get their email accounts and subscribe them to some porn sites.
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Old 03-18-09, 06:15 PM   #14
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Keep it simple....and don't write down your ideas in black type on a white background.

My thoughts: How about NOBODY respond to ANY of their posts when they come back?
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Old 03-18-09, 06:21 PM   #15
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Keep it simple....and don't write down your ideas in black type on a white background.

My thoughts: How about NOBODY respond to ANY of their posts when they come back?
^^^^Brilliance. I'm far too lazy to do that though.

We could start the most boring threads on earth for the next week.
Thing along the lines of:
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Old 03-18-09, 06:22 PM   #16
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We've already had that thread.
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As soon as they get back and post we can all say, "Hello, and welcome to Bike Forums!"
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We need a mod to go an move all their posts into a single thread.
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We need a mod to go an move all their posts into a single thread.

What kind of moola are you offering for this?

You do know that jsharr has a gazillion threads, and it would take weeks to combine, right?
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Old 03-18-09, 07:29 PM   #21
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What kind of moola are you offering for this?

You do know that jsharr has a gazillion threads, and it would take weeks to combine, right?
just new posts...you can give me special powers for a day and it should be interesting. Promise not to screw with anyone but UA and jsharr.
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Fill their inboxes with pointless messages.
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Quote every post they make and then respond:

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How about when they come back everyone ignores them like their posts don't even exist. If they start a thread don't even open it to look.
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How about when they come back everyone ignores them like their posts don't even exist. If they start a thread don't even open it to look.
The majority do that anyway.

How about we add "bass" and "emo" to the censored words list? How about adding "jsharr" and "unsafealpine" while you're at it?
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