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Old 03-25-09, 12:19 AM   #1
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pcad in your Wheaties?

It happens.
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Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.
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I'd be more worried if he was the cause of my lumpy oatmeal.
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Suzie, from what I've heard, he puts the "gr" in "grits"...
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Suzie, from what I've heard, he puts the "gr" in "grits"...
...or the "its" in Ti......uh nevermind.
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...or the "its" in Ti......uh nevermind.
Hey, you're catching on here quick!
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You're all leading a shy polite woman down the sordid path to debauchery.
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You should try our Perversion 101 class. It's amazing!
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Old 03-25-09, 04:15 AM   #8
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If PCad® pees in your Wheaties™ do they get soggy or do they friggin HTFU?
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If PCad® pees in your Wheaties™ do they get soggy or do they friggin HTFU?
That would depend upon how cold it is.
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That would depend upon how cold it is.
Wow, I did not realize that PCad's awesome powers enabled him to control urine output temp. Now that is cool, or hot, and only PCad knows which one before the first drop falls.
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Wow, I did not realize that PCad's awesome powers enabled him to control urine output temp. Now that is cool, or hot, and only PCad knows which one before the first drop falls.
The first drop matters not. It's the last drop that matters. As a rule of thumb for urinal etiquette is to not utter one syllable from the second when the stream starts, until the moment the last drop falls. The exact moment this happens is a contentious issue among contemporary scholars. Some believe the last drop that lands in the bowl is the end of the event, while others believe that no matter how much you shake it and bang it against the stall, the last drop won't fall until you put it in your pants.
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Old 03-25-09, 08:52 AM   #13
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If you shake it more than once, you are playing with it. just saying.
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I thought it was more than 3 times...

Besides, what's wrong with playing with it?



It's not like it's gonna shake itself.
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I thought it was more than 3 times...

Besides, what's wrong with playing with it?



It's not like it's gonna shake itself.
I cannot count to 3

Nothing

It thinks for itself, let it shake itself.
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