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Old 03-28-09, 12:36 AM   #1
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My schptzy hurts.

Hypothesize what 'schptzy' is and why it hurts.



and schptzy is not the same meaning as winky.
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Rub it and give it a kiss. Boo boo all gone.
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This is the word you came up with? Schptzy?
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That's what it sounds like when his mouth is full..
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..of goat cheese.
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I'm with cbad. I read your word out loud and thought I sneezed/wistled through my teeth.
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This is the word you came up with? Schptzy?
well, the original word I was going to use was 'winky' but seeing as the first thing that pops into the mind is male organ, and seeing as it's not the point of the thread: schptzy

whatever it means.
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whatever it means.
Brazilian slang for testicles.
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Brazilian slang for testicles.
+1. www.parktool.com/maintaining-your-schptzy should provide some answers.
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is there any, 4 letter or more, word out there that's not in the least bit derogatory or have an innuendo meaning? I think not.
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I've never heard anyone refer to a part of their body or a sexual act as "Auschwitz".
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I've never heard anyone refer to a part of their body or a sexual act as "Auschwitz".
sounds like what happens when you drop the soap in the communal shower.
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So what body part hurts? Your nose?
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So what body part hurts? Your nose?
if I said the answer, that'd end the thread right there.
not that I really know the answer either.
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I've never heard anyone refer to a part of their body or a sexual act as "Auschwitz".
and you never shall (I hope)
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sounds like what happens when you drop the soap in the communal shower.
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The other day, my schptzy started to hurt. It was driving me crazy. My friend took a look at it and gently touched it and Yikes! It hurt! She said to wash it with listerine and then with warm lemon tea. It musta worked 'cause by the evening, it stopped hurting.
You ever get that? When a taste bud on your schptzy just hurts?
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You ever get that? When a taste bud on your schptzy just hurts?
No.
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Wash it gently with warm water. Apply gentle heat and mild massage. Take aspirin as needed. Then let it rest. See spouse/ significant other in the morning.
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My schotzy was acting up yesterday and it really limited my range of motion. When I consulted with my english doctor I was told to add a vowel. I did and sure enough I feel better.
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