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    My schptzy hurts.

    Hypothesize what 'schptzy' is and why it hurts.



    and schptzy is not the same meaning as winky.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Rub it and give it a kiss. Boo boo all gone.
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    This is the word you came up with? Schptzy?
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    That's what it sounds like when his mouth is full..
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    ..of goat cheese.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
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    I'm with cbad. I read your word out loud and thought I sneezed/wistled through my teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    This is the word you came up with? Schptzy?
    well, the original word I was going to use was 'winky' but seeing as the first thing that pops into the mind is male organ, and seeing as it's not the point of the thread: schptzy

    whatever it means.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    whatever it means.
    Brazilian slang for testicles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Brazilian slang for testicles.
    +1. www.parktool.com/maintaining-your-schptzy should provide some answers.

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    is there any, 4 letter or more, word out there that's not in the least bit derogatory or have an innuendo meaning? I think not.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    I've never heard anyone refer to a part of their body or a sexual act as "Auschwitz".

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    I've never heard anyone refer to a part of their body or a sexual act as "Auschwitz".
    sounds like what happens when you drop the soap in the communal shower.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    So what body part hurts? Your nose?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    So what body part hurts? Your nose?
    if I said the answer, that'd end the thread right there.
    not that I really know the answer either.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    I've never heard anyone refer to a part of their body or a sexual act as "Auschwitz".
    and you never shall (I hope)
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    and you never shall (I hope)
    I hope similarly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    sounds like what happens when you drop the soap in the communal shower.
    Best preventative of an Auschwitz!

    I love pho long time.

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    The other day, my schptzy started to hurt. It was driving me crazy. My friend took a look at it and gently touched it and Yikes! It hurt! She said to wash it with listerine and then with warm lemon tea. It musta worked 'cause by the evening, it stopped hurting.
    You ever get that? When a taste bud on your schptzy just hurts?
    I love pho long time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big_e View Post
    You ever get that? When a taste bud on your schptzy just hurts?
    No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ablaut View Post
    No.
    Well, maybe.

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    Wash it gently with warm water. Apply gentle heat and mild massage. Take aspirin as needed. Then let it rest. See spouse/ significant other in the morning.
    When I ride, the troubles just roll off my back.

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    My schotzy was acting up yesterday and it really limited my range of motion. When I consulted with my english doctor I was told to add a vowel. I did and sure enough I feel better.

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