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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Where the hell was I?

    1. They wanted a picture of me but I wasn't fast enough.

    2. I knew enough to stay away from the ******.

    3. I was climbing walls because every corner I turned had a green one.

    4. Everywhere I looked, there were beasts with curved horns.

    5. My skin was getting dry and shriveled.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    2. I knew enough to stay away from the ******.
    Then you weren't here, that's for sure.

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    ohh... a riddle... I think you were inside a cabbage.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    1. They wanted a picture of me but I wasn't fast enough.

    2. I knew enough to stay away from the ******.

    3. I was climbing walls because every corner I turned had a green one.

    4. Everywhere I looked, there were beasts with curved horns.

    5. My skin was getting dry and shriveled.
    Not all mushrooms you find out in the wild should be eaten, Siu.
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    In a desert with some mean ol' cacti?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CollectiveInk View Post
    In a desert with some mean ol' cacti?
    Answer to #2. Thank you.
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    Oh, each one is a different place? Ok, let's try again:

    1. Traffic camera (intersection or speed)
    2. Done
    3. Hospital (or school - they both tend to have green walls)
    4. Bike shop / Cattle ranch
    5. Tanning Salon

    Am I close on any of them?
    Last edited by Siu Blue Wind; 04-17-09 at 12:34 AM. Reason: my mistake, no edit
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    Quote Originally Posted by CollectiveInk View Post
    Oh, each one is a different place? Ok, let's try again:

    1. Traffic camera (intersection or speed) correct. speed.
    2. Done correct. Cactus
    3. Hospital (or school - they both tend to have green walls) wong
    4. Bike shop / Cattle ranch wrong
    5. Tanning Salon wrong

    Am I close on any of them?
    All of the answers lead to where the hell I was.
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    Ok, I should really be sleeping and not trying to guess this, but what the heck.

    Traffic school / driving test?
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    If you didn't know where you were...my guess: Modo Vincere and his friend, Special K.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CollectiveInk View Post
    Ok, I should really be sleeping and not trying to guess this, but what the heck.

    Traffic school / driving test?
    BZZZT! Wrong answer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    If you didn't know where you were...my guess: Modo Vincere and his friend, Special K.
    BZZZT! Wrong answer.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
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    K. I give up. But thanks for letting me play.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    1. They wanted a picture of me but I wasn't fast enough.

    2. I knew enough to stay away from the ******.

    3. I was climbing walls because every corner I turned had a green one.

    4. Everywhere I looked, there were beasts with curved horns.

    5. My skin was getting dry and shriveled.
    California.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    speed, cactus, garden maze, rhino, safari

    You were in Paris, or in a canoe. Definitely one of those.

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    Sounds like you were in Hell. Welcome to my little part of this universe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    1. They wanted a picture of me but I wasn't fast enough.

    2. I knew enough to stay away from the ******.

    3. I was climbing walls because every corner I turned had a green one.

    4. Everywhere I looked, there were beasts with curved horns.

    5. My skin was getting dry and shriveled.
    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    I thought it was a singles bar.
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