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Old 04-16-09, 10:31 PM   #1
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Where the hell was I?

1. They wanted a picture of me but I wasn't fast enough.

2. I knew enough to stay away from the ******.

3. I was climbing walls because every corner I turned had a green one.

4. Everywhere I looked, there were beasts with curved horns.

5. My skin was getting dry and shriveled.
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Old 04-16-09, 10:37 PM   #2
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2. I knew enough to stay away from the ******.
Then you weren't here, that's for sure.
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ohh... a riddle... I think you were inside a cabbage.
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1. They wanted a picture of me but I wasn't fast enough.

2. I knew enough to stay away from the ******.

3. I was climbing walls because every corner I turned had a green one.

4. Everywhere I looked, there were beasts with curved horns.

5. My skin was getting dry and shriveled.
Not all mushrooms you find out in the wild should be eaten, Siu.
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Old 04-16-09, 10:55 PM   #6
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In a desert with some mean ol' cacti?
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Old 04-16-09, 11:24 PM   #7
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In a desert with some mean ol' cacti?
Answer to #2. Thank you.
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Oh, each one is a different place? Ok, let's try again:

1. Traffic camera (intersection or speed)
2. Done
3. Hospital (or school - they both tend to have green walls)
4. Bike shop / Cattle ranch
5. Tanning Salon

Am I close on any of them?

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Old 04-16-09, 11:35 PM   #9
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Oh, each one is a different place? Ok, let's try again:

1. Traffic camera (intersection or speed) correct. speed.
2. Done correct. Cactus
3. Hospital (or school - they both tend to have green walls) wong
4. Bike shop / Cattle ranch wrong
5. Tanning Salon wrong

Am I close on any of them?
All of the answers lead to where the hell I was.
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Ok, I should really be sleeping and not trying to guess this, but what the heck.

Traffic school / driving test?
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If you didn't know where you were...my guess: Modo Vincere and his friend, Special K.
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Ok, I should really be sleeping and not trying to guess this, but what the heck.

Traffic school / driving test?
BZZZT! Wrong answer.
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Old 04-16-09, 11:57 PM   #13
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K. I give up. But thanks for letting me play.
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Well if you are lost how are we supposed to know where you are?
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1. They wanted a picture of me but I wasn't fast enough.

2. I knew enough to stay away from the ******.

3. I was climbing walls because every corner I turned had a green one.

4. Everywhere I looked, there were beasts with curved horns.

5. My skin was getting dry and shriveled.
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speed, cactus, garden maze, rhino, safari

You were in Paris, or in a canoe. Definitely one of those.
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Sounds like you were in Hell. Welcome to my little part of this universe.
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1. They wanted a picture of me but I wasn't fast enough.

2. I knew enough to stay away from the ******.

3. I was climbing walls because every corner I turned had a green one.

4. Everywhere I looked, there were beasts with curved horns.

5. My skin was getting dry and shriveled.
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