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Old 04-17-09, 04:19 PM   #1
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Offensive Songs

We need a thread of songs that are, well offensive to someone.

I'll start with this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA
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Old 04-17-09, 04:22 PM   #2
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Old 04-17-09, 04:29 PM   #3
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This can be quite difficult without taking it too far.
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Old 04-17-09, 04:30 PM   #4
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We need a thread of songs that are, well offensive to someone.
Worse yet is when you take a great band, good song, and align it with a disgusting cause.
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Old 04-17-09, 04:39 PM   #5
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Panties in a wad for 16 years.
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Panties in a wad for 16 years.
Not exactly,.. eight good years in between.

Be sure not to miss the gloved one singing the praise of your guy near the end.

Feather; birds
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C'mon. "The Most Offensive Song Ever"

South Park.

I'm, not even going to post a link.

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Old 04-17-09, 04:52 PM   #8
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Not exactly,.. eight good years in between.

Be sure not to miss the gloved one singing the praise of your guy near the end.

Feather; birds
Possibly the funniest and yet the most ridiculous thing I have EVER read!
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Old 04-17-09, 04:54 PM   #9
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C'mon. "The Most Offensive Song Ever"

South Park.

I'm, not even going to post a link.

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pretty much anything by DVDA
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Old 04-17-09, 06:03 PM   #10
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Macarena

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NZjHKfbbiQ

as offensive as it gets.
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Old 04-17-09, 06:09 PM   #11
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not sure why but Huey Lewis' "Happy to be stuck with you" comes to mind immediately...
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Old 04-17-09, 06:24 PM   #12
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Just about any song by the Tiger Lillies(apart maybe from their adaptations of Struvvelpeter of The Little Matchstick Girl) would fit into this category, and most are completely hilarious too. Falsetto singing, accordions and depraved lyrics go well together :-P
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Old 04-17-09, 06:34 PM   #13
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Every song by The Mentors, ftw(?)

Any clown can be offensive today; it took more "guts" 25 years ago.
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Old 04-17-09, 08:31 PM   #14
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Remember "Disco Duck"?
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Old 04-17-09, 08:39 PM   #15
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This one really sucks, I wouldn't advise watching it all, but I guess that's up to you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIV-P...eature=related
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Old 04-17-09, 08:45 PM   #16
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Anything played on an over-amp'd automotive sound system with a bass tube attached. The car will usually have its windows rolled down so everyone else can "enjoy" it, too.
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Same horrible song, different video approach, maybe appeals to a younger crowd:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmPzs...eature=related
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"Seasons in the Sun" by Terry Jacks. It's just awful enough to be offensive.

The Tubes' "Don't Touch Me There" could be considered offensive if it weren't so funny.
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Old 04-17-09, 09:10 PM   #19
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"Seasons in the Sun" by Terry Jacks. It's just awful enough to be offensive.

The Tubes' "Don't Touch Me There" could be considered offensive if it weren't so funny.
Along similar lines, I guess the Divinyls "I Touch Myself" could be offensive. Not to me, but some might find it so.
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Old 04-17-09, 09:18 PM   #20
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Along similar lines, I guess the Divinyls "I Touch Myself" could be offensive. Not to me, but some might find it so.
The Divinyl's lead singer certainly did not take herself seriously. I loved the CD cover of her wearing a fishnet-like outfit with a large weave.
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I do not find Rick Astley offensive.
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Well, how offensive are Rick Astley's Mom and Dad?
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