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Old 04-20-09, 07:33 PM   #1
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How would a human......

hatch a chicken egg without an incubator?

Would you keep it in an electric blanket? Would that be too hot? And if it does hatch, what do baby chic eat?
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Disclaimer: I am not a chicken farmer and I don't play one on TV.

I think the most logical place to incubate a chicken egg for a human would be the armpit. It's a nice round space that stays pretty warm. Don't newborn baby chicks eat whatever bugs or feed their mother spits into them?
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Old 04-20-09, 07:55 PM   #3
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Disclaimer: I am not a chicken farmer and I don't play one on TV.

I think the most logical place to incubate a chicken egg for a human would be the armpit. It's a nice round space that stays pretty warm. Don't newborn baby chicks eat whatever bugs or feed their mother spits into them?
well then, would antipersprant hurt the egg? I don't want a deformed chic you know.
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well then, would antipersprant hurt the egg? I don't want a deformed chic you know.
If you are walking around with a chicken egg in your armpit I don't think antiperspirant would be your first concern.
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Old 04-20-09, 07:59 PM   #5
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When I hatched some, umm, several years ago, for a science experiment, it involved a very sophisticated assembly of cardboard boxes and incandescent light bulbs.

Growing your own food, or looking for a new pet?
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reminiscing about merton.
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When I was little we did it with a lightbulb and a cardboard box.
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Incandescent lightbulb and a box - food, crushed seed/cracked corn. Chick kibble if you have a feedstore in your area.
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I would use the place that most humans store their brains in to hatch my egg.
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I would use the place that most humans store their brains in to hatch my egg.
Their penis?


Oh, sorry...just male humans.
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Nobody is gonna mention to sit on top of it? carefully tho, don't squash it...
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Shoebox with about a 25 watt light bulb at one end and the egg at the other. You want the temp. to be about 100 F. Turn eggs about 1/4, 4 times a day. Put a small tray of water near the bulb for humidity.
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armpit or between the groin.

because that's where your major arteries run.
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Their penis?


Oh, sorry...just male humans.
Incorrect.

Their ass.
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Incorrect.

Their ass.
I'm sure your local fetish club can hook you up with that one...
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MV, I would demand a paternity test before taking on any responsibility...
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MV, I would demand a paternity test before taking on any responsibility...
It was only one night. Couldn't be me.
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what do you mean by incubator? If an electric blanket or heating pad is allowed, what about just an unshaded incandescent bulb?
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Shoebox with about a 25 watt light bulb at one end and the egg at the other. You want the temp. to be about 100 F. Turn eggs about 1/4, 4 times a day. Put a small tray of water near the bulb for humidity.
And butter. Don't forget the butter. (olive oil if you're trying to cut saturated fats)
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Can't believe nobody has mentioned the need for bacon yet
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Can't believe nobody has mentioned the need for bacon yet
It would be difficult to keep bacon in your armpit.
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It would be difficult to keep bacon in your armpit.
I'd give it a try for science's sake, but besides the obvious logistical difficulties, I'm thinking the enormous yellow dog would put a swift end to the experiment.
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It would be difficult to keep bacon in your armpit.
that's what the hair is for.
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