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Old 04-22-09, 09:23 AM   #1
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Deciding to separate from my work wife

In the 4 weeks since I expressed my "love" by giving her the snickers at rollcall:

We are rarely assigned to the same posts anymore.

The marriage is suffering. I've had to get creative to keep the work marriage flames burning bright.

For Easter, I called her on post and told her where she could find a note that led her to her own egg hunt. (I hid eggs throughout our law enforcement facility) This went over better than hoped because she was feeling a little left out since we worked that Sunday and she was missing hiding eggs with her kids.

I started leaving little notes on her timecard. If she is off on a Thursday/Friday, I'm always 1 day rotation different and off on Friday/Saturday. So, I've left a note for her Monday and the day I'm not there.

Silly stuff, like last week's message.

Pepsi from Admin vending?,.... $1.25
Footlong subway?,....... $5.00
Not having to work today? .......... priceless.

(smiley face always included)

I've made inmates walk to her post and deliver candy,.... One, I coerced into singing some Mariah Cary. ........

Sounds like I am in full pursuit, but no. Spread out over the entire month it's been 1-3 small things just to stay in touch.

However, once it is time to clock out, boom, I never see her. I understood this going into the marriage but it is still annoying.

I did not leave the little note on her timecard last night.

It's time for me to begin the separation......
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Old 04-22-09, 09:27 AM   #2
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Isn't Wolfpack (or whomever is your Foo obsession this week) going to get jealous?
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Old 04-22-09, 09:30 AM   #3
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That's one of them, he's a foogalo. (foo + gigalo)
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Old 04-22-09, 09:31 AM   #4
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Isn't Wolfpack (or whomever is your Foo obsession this week) going to get jealous?
With those cheezy lines?


I'd think they'd be relieved.
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Old 04-22-09, 09:53 AM   #5
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That's one of them, he's a foogalo. (foo + gigalo)
discount for you, Tude. (it's the boots)
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Isn't Wolfpack (or whomever is your Foo obsession this week) going to get jealous?
what's the big deal? why should i be jealous? is there something wrong with a little flirting? seems everyone does it here....even the people who are married.
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Old 04-22-09, 10:20 AM   #7
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....flirting?
Speaking of, we need another mirror shot, wp.

I'm just jealous that you ladies are actually getting to flirt on company time,.. that's good stuff.
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Speaking of, we need another mirror shot, wp.

I'm just jealous that you ladies are actually getting to flirt on company time,.. that's good stuff.
mirror? i know not what you are talking about.

and, i get to flirt all the time...company time, my time, your time.

now - back to the discussion of separating from the work wife....
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now - back to the discussion of separating from the work wife....
She's toast,..... now back to your mirror.
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my mirror? oh! you mean the Foo Ladies thread needs to be updated.
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Don't worry, Air, there will be another....


....victim.
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Just sayin', but I would not be leaving written notes that could be used as evidence in a harassment/stalking complaint.
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Just sayin', but I would not be leaving written notes that could be used as evidence in a harassment/stalking complaint.
Posting about it on the internet probably doesn't help, either.
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what's the big deal? why should i be jealous? is there something wrong with a little flirting? seems everyone does it here....even the people who are married.
rhetorical questions rock.
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Posting about it on the internet probably doesn't help, either.
WW just called and asked me to go to the Y with her and the kids,.... hey, but thanks for the fantastic advice. We'll discuss your advice and experience over smoothies.
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