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    jackrussellsonabicycle Airwick's Avatar
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    Deciding to separate from my work wife

    In the 4 weeks since I expressed my "love" by giving her the snickers at rollcall:

    We are rarely assigned to the same posts anymore.

    The marriage is suffering. I've had to get creative to keep the work marriage flames burning bright.

    For Easter, I called her on post and told her where she could find a note that led her to her own egg hunt. (I hid eggs throughout our law enforcement facility) This went over better than hoped because she was feeling a little left out since we worked that Sunday and she was missing hiding eggs with her kids.

    I started leaving little notes on her timecard. If she is off on a Thursday/Friday, I'm always 1 day rotation different and off on Friday/Saturday. So, I've left a note for her Monday and the day I'm not there.

    Silly stuff, like last week's message.

    Pepsi from Admin vending?,.... $1.25
    Footlong subway?,....... $5.00
    Not having to work today? .......... priceless.

    (smiley face always included)

    I've made inmates walk to her post and deliver candy,.... One, I coerced into singing some Mariah Cary. ........

    Sounds like I am in full pursuit, but no. Spread out over the entire month it's been 1-3 small things just to stay in touch.

    However, once it is time to clock out, boom, I never see her. I understood this going into the marriage but it is still annoying.

    I did not leave the little note on her timecard last night.

    It's time for me to begin the separation......

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    Isn't Wolfpack (or whomever is your Foo obsession this week) going to get jealous?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Isn't Wolfpack (or whomever is your Foo obsession this week) going to get jealous?
    That's one of them, he's a foogalo. (foo + gigalo)

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Isn't Wolfpack (or whomever is your Foo obsession this week) going to get jealous?
    With those cheezy lines?


    I'd think they'd be relieved.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    That's one of them, he's a foogalo. (foo + gigalo)
    discount for you, Tude. (it's the boots)

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Isn't Wolfpack (or whomever is your Foo obsession this week) going to get jealous?
    what's the big deal? why should i be jealous? is there something wrong with a little flirting? seems everyone does it here....even the people who are married.
    Last edited by wolfpack; 04-22-09 at 10:48 AM.
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    jackrussellsonabicycle Airwick's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfpack View Post
    ....flirting?
    Speaking of, we need another mirror shot, wp.

    I'm just jealous that you ladies are actually getting to flirt on company time,.. that's good stuff.

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    Rawwrrrrrrrrr! wolfpack's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Airwick View Post
    Speaking of, we need another mirror shot, wp.

    I'm just jealous that you ladies are actually getting to flirt on company time,.. that's good stuff.
    mirror? i know not what you are talking about.

    and, i get to flirt all the time...company time, my time, your time.

    now - back to the discussion of separating from the work wife....
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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfpack View Post

    now - back to the discussion of separating from the work wife....
    She's toast,..... now back to your mirror.

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    Rawwrrrrrrrrr! wolfpack's Avatar
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    my mirror? oh! you mean the Foo Ladies thread needs to be updated.
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    Don't worry, Air, there will be another....


    ....victim.

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    Just sayin', but I would not be leaving written notes that could be used as evidence in a harassment/stalking complaint.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MillCreek View Post
    Just sayin', but I would not be leaving written notes that could be used as evidence in a harassment/stalking complaint.
    Posting about it on the internet probably doesn't help, either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfpack View Post
    what's the big deal? why should i be jealous? is there something wrong with a little flirting? seems everyone does it here....even the people who are married.
    rhetorical questions rock.

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    correct.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SonataInFSharp View Post
    Don't worry, Air, there will be another....


    ....victim.

    Quote Originally Posted by MillCreek View Post
    Just sayin', but I would not be leaving written notes that could be used as evidence in a harassment/stalking complaint.
    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Posting about it on the internet probably doesn't help, either.
    WW just called and asked me to go to the Y with her and the kids,.... hey, but thanks for the fantastic advice. We'll discuss your advice and experience over smoothies.

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