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    Interesting way you meet women

    Tell some stories of some interesting ways you met women. Like maybe you had a hot paramedic come to your rescue or something. They could have been you wife or you could have broken up with them later, it doesn't matter.
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    One gynecological exam is much like another.

    It's all just looking up old wive's tails.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    One gynecological exam is much like another.

    It's all just looking up old wive's tails.
    So your saying you met an old wife by looking up her...
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    I bribe the guards to let me switch cell mates.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I met the daughter of the manager of the motel where I was living. We dated for a while.

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    Is that how you met his daughter?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Is that how you met his daughter?
    That sentence structure was pretty horrible, wasn't it.

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    I fell off the back of a truck.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    That sentence structure was pretty horrible, wasn't it.
    no worse than my joke. just saying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    I fell off the back of a truck.
    Did this happen on a corner in Winslow Arizona perchance?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    it may or may not have...
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    I met the daughter of the manager of the motel where I was living. We dated for a while.
    Did you date the daughter or the manager?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snicklefritz View Post
    Did you date the daughter or the manager?
    i dunno anymore...

    I dated the daughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    I dated the daughter.
    Liiiiiiies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Liiiiiiies.
    All true. I caught her checking out my butt in front of her mom who was the manager.

    ahh... we had some good times...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Did this happen on a corner in Winslow Arizona perchance?
    have you been to that corner?



    so i needed a place to stay, and stayed with this girl and never went home, until i dropped into a coma.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    All true. I caught her checking out my butt in front of her mom who was the manager. Then the daughter's grandmother caught my eye from across the room. It was love at first sight.
    Fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cdy291 View Post
    So your saying you met an old wife by looking up her...
    Bwahahahah - I just popped in and saw this --- as I was on my way out for the evening. hehehh

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    Downloaded a doom level from her and had trouble with it, so contacted her. She thought it was cool that someone in zone 6 on Fidonet had used her level, so when I came over here, she got me to come up to Canada to visit... 12 years ago

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    My wife and I were setup. It was love at first site - and a living hell ever since.

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    Knocking over their chair a table full of women has always worked for me. Even though it has never been intentional. My goofiness and clumsiness has a weird effect of being non-threatening.
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    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    I caught one once while balloon fishing.

    Met her lawyer too.
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    Saw a cute girl at a resturant sitting by herself. Got up some courage & went & sat by her & struck up a conversation. Turned into a 2.5yr relationship.
    Thinking without awareness is the main dilemma of human existence -Ekhart Tolle

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    Chloroform and a ball gag is always an effective approach as well.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Chloroform and a ball gag is always an effective approach as well.
    I had you pegged as a Special K man.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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