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Old 05-07-09, 10:53 PM   #1
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Interesting way you meet women

Tell some stories of some interesting ways you met women. Like maybe you had a hot paramedic come to your rescue or something. They could have been you wife or you could have broken up with them later, it doesn't matter.
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One gynecological exam is much like another.

It's all just looking up old wive's tails.
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Old 05-07-09, 10:59 PM   #3
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One gynecological exam is much like another.

It's all just looking up old wive's tails.
So your saying you met an old wife by looking up her...
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I bribe the guards to let me switch cell mates.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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I met the daughter of the manager of the motel where I was living. We dated for a while.
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Is that how you met his daughter?
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Old 05-07-09, 11:05 PM   #7
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Is that how you met his daughter?
That sentence structure was pretty horrible, wasn't it.
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Old 05-07-09, 11:11 PM   #8
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I fell off the back of a truck.
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That sentence structure was pretty horrible, wasn't it.
no worse than my joke. just saying.
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Old 05-07-09, 11:13 PM   #10
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I fell off the back of a truck.
Did this happen on a corner in Winslow Arizona perchance?
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Old 05-07-09, 11:17 PM   #11
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it may or may not have...
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I met the daughter of the manager of the motel where I was living. We dated for a while.
Did you date the daughter or the manager?
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Did you date the daughter or the manager?
i dunno anymore...

I dated the daughter.
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I dated the daughter.
Liiiiiiies.
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Old 05-07-09, 11:35 PM   #15
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Liiiiiiies.
All true. I caught her checking out my butt in front of her mom who was the manager.

ahh... we had some good times...
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Old 05-07-09, 11:52 PM   #16
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Did this happen on a corner in Winslow Arizona perchance?
have you been to that corner?



so i needed a place to stay, and stayed with this girl and never went home, until i dropped into a coma.......
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All true. I caught her checking out my butt in front of her mom who was the manager. Then the daughter's grandmother caught my eye from across the room. It was love at first sight.
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Bwahahahah - I just popped in and saw this --- as I was on my way out for the evening. hehehh
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My wife and I were setup. It was love at first site - and a living hell ever since.
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Knocking over their chair a table full of women has always worked for me. Even though it has never been intentional. My goofiness and clumsiness has a weird effect of being non-threatening.
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I caught one once while balloon fishing.

Met her lawyer too.
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Saw a cute girl at a resturant sitting by herself. Got up some courage & went & sat by her & struck up a conversation. Turned into a 2.5yr relationship.
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Chloroform and a ball gag is always an effective approach as well.
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Chloroform and a ball gag is always an effective approach as well.
I had you pegged as a Special K man.
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