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    Too much sex: Is it possible?

    I know, public forum, private life, yadayada. But here's the deal: The wifes libido has gone into freaking hyperdrive. Anyone who finds this subject material offensive leave now.



















    When the alarm goes off, she's asking/offering. When she picks me up from work, when we go to bed, she's asking/offering. It's been going on for about 3 months now, and I'm starting to get worn out. I'm not sure if there is something going on in her head that I should be concerned about. Or if I should just HTFU, alter my diet a little, and continue helping with her erotic exercise weight loss plan. People have been making comments that she looks like she is losing weight . But it just might be those vampire romance novels she's been listening to...

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    I'm ........ trying ......... really ........ hard ....... to ......... show .......... any .......sympathy ........ to ....... your ......... situation.

    Nope. None.

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    Is she going through "the change"?

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    Is she trying to get pregnant?
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    What's your address?
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    If you need help, list her on Craigslist.

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    yeah - need more info; could be a hormonal change.....drug use (prescription/recreational/otherwise)?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwrides View Post
    Is she going through "the change"?
    Quite possible, even though she's kinda young (36, she *matured* early). Married twice and birthed 5 children (16-5). She has been dropping some serious hints about wanting something "fun" to drive. 1965-67 Mustang, 1984 Firebird, a Jeep Cherokee, '76 Corvette Stingray (preferably the Silver Edition?)... And she wants a VW Thing, because it's cute.

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    It may sound funny to some but having been there... it isn't.

    This was when I was in my twenties and I could go at it pretty much 24/7... but this girl wanted there to be 26 hours in the day.

    I know...no sympathy.

    Did I mention she was hot in a young Sophia Loren kind of way ?

    It was fun for a while... but we had to break up.

    Because she could not cook pasta.

    no1mad - If this is wildly unusual behaviour you really need to have a serious talk with your wife as it seem to be detrimental to your well being, for as strange as that may sound.

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    mid-life crisis. in which case, vitamin e and go with it, brother
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    Maybe a B-12 injection.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Is she trying to get pregnant?
    Tubes are tied. She wants the whole works yanked.

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    What's your address?
    Said I was getting worn out, not asking for a substitute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by no1mad View Post
    Quite possible, even though she's kinda young (36, she *matured* early). Married twice and birthed 5 children (16-5). She has been dropping some serious hints about wanting something "fun" to drive. 1965-67 Mustang, 1984 Firebird, a Jeep Cherokee, '76 Corvette Stingray (preferably the Silver Edition?)... And she wants a VW Thing, because it's cute.

    So buy her one of these and earn yourself a well-deserved break, you poor thing.

    Too bad you can't give her a car a part at a time, to slacken the rutting pace without it going away altogether.

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    Quote Originally Posted by no1mad View Post
    Quite possible, even though she's kinda young (36, she *matured* early). Married twice and birthed 5 children (16-5). She has been dropping some serious hints about wanting something "fun" to drive. 1965-67 Mustang, 1984 Firebird, a Jeep Cherokee, '76 Corvette Stingray (preferably the Silver Edition?)... And she wants a VW Thing, because it's cute.
    Most women experience an increase in their sex drive in their mid-thirties, this sounds pretty normal. It's how the whole cougar/cougar hunter thing works so well. Women hits her thirties unmarried or divorced, sex drive is in overdrive (regardless of the "biological clock" status), so they hit up the bars for some naive 21-something with a matching sex drive.

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    twinlabs daily one caps

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    Quote Originally Posted by huhenio View Post
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    monavie

    power ... i haz it
    exactly.

    if you're concerned ask her to get a check up just in case. could be nothing, just a healthy surge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    exactly.

    if you're concerned ask her to get a check up just in case.
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    The things we ***** about here.....man!
    Do whatever it takes to keep her happy......if it KILLS you, well......too damn bad!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sojourn View Post
    The things we ***** about here.....man!
    Do whatever it takes to keep her happy......if it KILLS you, well......too damn bad!
    There are worse ways to go.

    Ask Elvis.
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    Actually, this reminds me of a 'Married...With Children' episode. The one where Al decided to get back into shape and gave Peg what she wanted until she couldn't take it anymore.

    I might be needing some Nomex and B-12 if this keeps up too much longer. Especially when I taking classes again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
    It may sound funny to some but having been there... it isn't.
    Meh. It was funny for me. I just held on and enjoyed the ride!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sojourn View Post
    The things we ***** about here.....man!
    Do whatever it takes to keep her happy......if it KILLS you, well......too damn bad!
    Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to remember no1mad who was above all things, a truly devoted husband who could not deny his wife anything which quite sadly... killed him.

    At least he died happy.

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    Get the daily tabs I just told you about

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver View Post
    Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to remember no1mad who was above all things, a truly devoted husband who could not deny his wife anything which quite sadly... killed him.

    At least he died happy.
    Can I quote you on that?

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    Have you discussed the subject with her yet? She might have an explanation for you, or, she may just want a fun car:-) I've been there brother, and if you don't find an mutually agreeable solution it can end a relationship. Talk to her, it's always my first course of action.
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