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Old 05-20-09, 11:57 AM   #1
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I kind of want to go home...

...but I'm procrastinating because of the hour drive. Oh what to do.
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Old 05-20-09, 12:13 PM   #2
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Just take off your pants and you will feel right at home.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Just take off your pants and you will feel right at home.
That is step 1.

Step 2. Give yourself a massage (the five-finger variety).
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I've got a 2 hour bike commute to get home. One hour in the car is a cakewalk -- er, cakeride.
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mmmm, a car made of pure cake. nom nom nom
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nom nom nom put put put
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A car that is its own fuel! Brilliant!
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I'm home, and the pants are off.
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Go here then.

Too much sex: Is it possible?

Should fit your purpose.
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Go here then.

Too much sex: Is it possible?

Should fit your purpose.
Been there. Pants are only off now so I can put on the bike shorts. Have you been outside today?
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Been there. Pants are only off now so I can put on the bike shorts. Have you been outside today?
Yes, with my pants on though.

It's nice. I'm riding home in it. 42.5 miles.
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