So I went to ride my usual loop tonight. The weather is perfect enough not to wear anything but short sleeves. No sooner than a block away I get attacked by friggen skeetos!!! And it's not like they swarm me and do their thing and leave. NOoooOOOooo. They follow me and my bike for quite a while. Landing, gripping, biting, and sucking my very life blood from me to fill their evil little tummies. I mean, DANG!! I feel like one of those dead bodies out there where all the hungry vultures (well in this case blasted little pesky things) come down and swoop on me. Or a bleeding fish that attracts the sharks and causes a swirling bloody mass of confusion. I mean, WTH?? I am not out there just to become a freakin' food fest ya know. I'm not put on this Earth to cause a feeding frenzy. Just leave me alone. LEAVE ME THE HECK ALONE!! I'm allergic to bug bites and now I'm gonna have to show up to work looking like a huge mass of red welts that itch like crazy.
I swear. What is the purpose of a mosquito anyway? Why were they invented? I mean, they are just like fleas, NO PURPOSE!!!