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    Olsen Twins to turn 18 next week...

    How are you all celebrating?
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    Who ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trek Rider
    Who ?
    Those wretched little muppets from 'full house'.

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    Mary Kate and Ashley, yo!

    Finally, into womanhood they blossom.


    mmmmmmmm.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim-bob
    Those wretched little muppets from 'full house'.
    Full House?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trek Rider
    Full House?
    I refer you to http://www.google.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by jim-bob
    I refer you to http://www.google.com
    Can you tell I don't watch much of what is on the babble box?

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    The Olsen twins, they are rich, famous, attractive (if you like that sort of thing) and popular.

    But are they happy?
    Religion is a good thing for good people and a bad thing for bad people. --H. Richard Niebuhr

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    Quote Originally Posted by RegularGuy
    The Olsen twins, they are rich, famous, attractive (if you like that sort of thing) and popular.

    But are they happy?

    Who cares? I'll be happy when they post in Maxim.

    And uh...regular guy. Do you use metamucil to stay regular, or what?
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    Fat chance a perverted redneck like you could get anywhere near the Olsen twins. That's why there are mags like Maxim - for y'all to flog it to...

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    Quote Originally Posted by randya
    Fat chance a perverted redneck like you could get anywhere near the Olsen twins. That's why there are mags like Maxim - for y'all to flog it to...

    Again with the personal attacks I see...

    Well, anyway...I dont know how many rednecks are born in Chicago and live in Hawaii, but whatever...I guess Im who you're referring to. The point is, you're sort of right. Im sure I could maybe get one of the olsens given the opportunity, but both at the same time...I guess I'll have to have maxim or stuff arrange that for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    ewww. if ya want young try avril levigne. at least she is cute. and then there is jessica biel and vida guerra... *sigh*. avril is 18 now, right? that still is a bit young. young people are scary (i'm 22) ooohhh... how these women are so rich. think of the things they can buy me!

    Avril is not that hot IMO, but that Hillary Duff chick...yeah....she's hot.
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    I think she's like 17, but whatever, still hot...Im 22 also.
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    i'm going to buy all their merchandise, go to their new movie, get on a chat line and talk to other tweenies about how great they are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    i find that in choosing a woman a wise man will go after the cycling woman that has at least a year of college under her belt and a high gpa. these women tend to NOT be drunken, dope doing idiot sleep around girls. plus if she likes cycling you get to see her in skin tight clothing.

    too bad i can't find such a woman.

    she could help me out with english class too! i hate commas.
    forget about finding a woman who cycles. i've heard they exist, but i have yet to see one with my own eyes.

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    Don't blame me - you earned the redneck moniker with the beating on the hippie story...and you earned the perverted moniker for lusting after underaged starlets...

    News flash - you're young and your hormones are raging...and guess what? The Olsen twins and every other 'tween starlet knows it, too. And they're going after your wallet by way of your crotch...

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    Quote Originally Posted by randya
    News flash - you're young and your hormones are raging...and guess what? The Olsen twins and every other 'tween starlet knows it, too. And they're going after your wallet by way of your crotch...

    Uh...im 22, not 16 for one...my hormones, though active, are not quite raging. And 2ndly, they are pretty girls, but whoever said Id pay a dime for anything? I look at pics at the newstand and on the net, but they wont touch my stash. My wallet is fine. You may stepdown from that horse.
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    My theory still stands. One of them will take the high glitz road and develop a solo career as some MTV-type television host or something to that end. The other, wanting to rebel against her sister's success on her own, will pose in Playboy and do what she can to be rebelious. The stress gets to her, though, and she develops a coke habit. Next thing you know, she's in a hardcore feature in Swank. Then she gets hooked on harder drugs. Rumors say she connections to the criminal underworld. Eventually, things build to the point where the glamourous twin is stabbed to death with her stilletto heels by the other, now truly desperate twin. The remaining, murderous twin flees to Mexico, where she OD's on heroin after six months of syphilitic work in an infamous bordello.

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    I'm the same age as the Olsen Twins!

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    I've actually met them before That's the cool part. I got a poster here signed by them. MWAA I love it

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    Quote Originally Posted by timmhaan
    forget about finding a woman who cycles. i've heard they exist, but i have yet to see one with my own eyes.

    Never say forget about finding a woman who cycles, boyfriend! You just aren't looking in the right places!

    Now come ride nekkid with me!
    So many men....so little time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by A.troll
    Never say forget about finding a woman who cycles, boyfriend! You just aren't looking in the right places!

    Now come ride nekkid with me!

    this charade was old last time I used to post here. didnt work out for you on the monkey, eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BurlySurly
    this charade was old last time I used to post here. didnt work out for you on the monkey, eh?
    Should have stayed gone, BS, if you don't like it.

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    Well I dont hate it to the point that it'll make me stop posting here. Its just like that underwear Nazi guy. Same stuff over and over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BurlySurly
    Well I dont hate it to the point that it'll make me stop posting here. Its just like that underwear Nazi guy. Same stuff over and over.
    Hit the old ignore button then, BS. Then you can post your drivel and not be bothered by people with good senses of humor.

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