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    stripper question

    why would a stripper want to hang out outside the club with me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by botero. View Post
    why would a stripper want to hang out outside the club with me?
    moonlighting
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    You had a fist full of ones still

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    Her trailer is being fumigated?

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    you have "sucka" tattooed on your forehead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    You had a fist full of ones still
    If it was a high class place it would be a fist full of 2 dollar bills.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Did you have an 8ball of coke? I hear they like that too.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    She couldn't quite read the last 4 digits of his Visa the last time he pulled it out for an hour in the "Champagne Room".

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    You had a fist full of twentys still
    fixed.

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    I'd have to defer to an expert on this matter.


    crackerjab?

    EDIT: Oh look, he already had the answers.
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    Ski, bike and wish I was gay.

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    She was hoping you'd want to finish what you started for $500.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    You are hawt!

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    This thread needs more Chipcom!

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    Hey Joe, you buy me drink? F'y S'y 20 dollars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by botero. View Post
    fixed.
    hey, you started this, you are not permitted to fix anything
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    I'd have to defer to an expert on this matter.


    crackerjab?

    EDIT: Oh look, he already had the answers.
    crac ker jab & char lie sheen

    same # of syllables....coincidence?

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    Depending on the club, it might be a fistful of $3 dollar bills!

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    Strip clubs are a dirty dirty place to go. But, I have friends, colleagues, and customers that insist on going. I just hang out at the bar and if the bartender or the wait staff is hot, I hit on them.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    $150.00 for three minutes work is worth another try?
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by usazorro View Post
    $150.00 for three minutes work is worth another try?
    +1
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    $150.00 for 30 seconds work is worth another try?
    fified for honesty.

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    she love you long time


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    Quote Originally Posted by TechKnowGN View Post
    fified for honesty.
    I'm counting prep time and clean-up.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by botero. View Post
    why would a stripper want to hang out outside the club with me?
    If you don't know then the odds favor he wanting to avoid someone else.

    I've known some pretty nice strippers and some real sharks.

    I haven't been in years. But I did eventually come up with one interesting observation. Any strip joint with a pool table is apt to be nicer in the sense of not being totally dedicated to seperating you from yuor money as quickly as possible.

    Oh and there are times when Hells Angels are your friends!

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    sorry wrong thread

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