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Old 05-27-09, 12:02 PM   #1
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stripper question

why would a stripper want to hang out outside the club with me?
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Old 05-27-09, 12:06 PM   #2
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why would a stripper want to hang out outside the club with me?
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You had a fist full of ones still
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Her trailer is being fumigated?
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you have "sucka" tattooed on your forehead?
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You had a fist full of ones still
If it was a high class place it would be a fist full of 2 dollar bills.
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Did you have an 8ball of coke? I hear they like that too.
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She couldn't quite read the last 4 digits of his Visa the last time he pulled it out for an hour in the "Champagne Room".
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I'd have to defer to an expert on this matter.


crackerjab?

EDIT: Oh look, he already had the answers.
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She was hoping you'd want to finish what you started for $500.
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You are hawt!

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Hey Joe, you buy me drink? F'y S'y 20 dollars.
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crackerjab?

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crac ker jab & char lie sheen

same # of syllables....coincidence?
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Depending on the club, it might be a fistful of $3 dollar bills!
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Strip clubs are a dirty dirty place to go. But, I have friends, colleagues, and customers that insist on going. I just hang out at the bar and if the bartender or the wait staff is hot, I hit on them.
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$150.00 for three minutes work is worth another try?
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why would a stripper want to hang out outside the club with me?
If you don't know then the odds favor he wanting to avoid someone else.

I've known some pretty nice strippers and some real sharks.

I haven't been in years. But I did eventually come up with one interesting observation. Any strip joint with a pool table is apt to be nicer in the sense of not being totally dedicated to seperating you from yuor money as quickly as possible.

Oh and there are times when Hells Angels are your friends!
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