We were having our end of the year cookout at school. Several of the younger coaches took charge of the cooking. I sat and watched silently as they threw the burgers and brats on the fire before the lighter fluid had half a chance to burn off. Then they didn't have any onions. I had to go get some. Then they put bbq sauce on the burgers.
Damn rookies. No wonder people drink so much beer. Kills the taste of the food.