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Old 05-31-09, 06:12 PM   #1
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The Sister part 3

So I was invited out to a birthday party for a co-worker of my bosses sister. So I meet up with them after a date that I had earlier in the evening. It's The Sister and 5 of her smoking hot co-workers. I have to admit I was little excited about such an opportunity. When I get there the sister runs and jumps on me to give me a hug. This is odd as we normally try to refrain from any physical contact due to the circumstances. She introduces me to her friends. I had met one of 2 of them before so I was in a good comfort zone. I begin to talk to one of friends that I hadn't met before and The Sister kept coming over and hanging on me. We eventually move to the floor where the dance floor is and begin dancing (It was an 80's themed bar). Well it just so happens that I'm a pretty good dancer and it ended up being a crackerjab sandwich as I was in the center of half a dozen derrieres. This is all fun and we're having a great time when The Sister asked me if I wanted a beer. I just looked at her. Apparently I looked at her in a way I've never looked at her as she responded with "Don't look at me with your sexy look." I don't even know what the hell that means. It was a normal look. Anyway, I took this as an opportunity to get closer. I moved in to within about half an inch of her lips to gauge a reaction and whispered something in response to the sexy look comment. She didn't budge and just stared at me as if it would have been ok to move all the way in. So I back off, wink, tell her I would love a beer, and walk away. I met up with her friend again and was "getting to know her" when The Sister came over again and started hanging on me again. What was actually happening, I realized, was that she was jealous and trying to prevent me from having any success with her friend. It kinda pissed me off. I mean, she's off limits as long as she's in that relationship. She's coming over tonight and I'm going to have a little chat with her about this. I've always told her she was terrible wingman but this is a little crazy. More to come.
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Wait a minute... You said the Sister and 5 of her friends?

Take some little blue pills and have some fun.
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This is why I was excited.
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Might be a good idea to wait till things are settled....and I don't mean at the bar.
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Might be a good idea to wait till things are settled....and I don't mean at the bar.
I know. She'll be over here when she gets off work. I know I make fun of the situation but it's somewhat of a serious issue for me. If she wants to be with me fine. Dump the BF. If not, then don't get in the way of me finding someone. I don't like games.
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So I was invited out to a birthday party for a co-worker of my bosses sister. So I meet up with them after a date that I had earlier in the evening. It's The Sister and 5 of her smoking hot co-workers. I have to admit I was little excited about such an opportunity. When I get there the sister runs and jumps on me to give me a hug. This is odd as we normally try to refrain from any physical contact due to the circumstances. She introduces me to her friends. I had met one of 2 of them before so I was in a good comfort zone. I begin to talk to one of friends that I hadn't met before and The Sister kept coming over and hanging on me. We eventually move to the floor where the dance floor is and begin dancing (It was an 80's themed bar). Well it just so happens that I'm a pretty good dancer and it ended up being a crackerjab sandwich as I was in the center of half a dozen derrieres. This is all fun and we're having a great time when The Sister asked me if I wanted a beer. I just looked at her. Apparently I looked at her in a way I've never looked at her as she responded with "Don't look at me with your sexy look." I don't even know what the hell that means. It was a normal look. Anyway, I took this as an opportunity to get closer. I moved in to within about half an inch of her lips to gauge a reaction and whispered something in response to the sexy look comment. She didn't budge and just stared at me as if it would have been ok to move all the way in. So I back off, wink, tell her I would love a beer, and walk away. I met up with her friend again and was "getting to know her" when The Sister came over again and started hanging on me again. What was actually happening, I realized, was that she was jealous and trying to prevent me from having any success with her friend. It kinda pissed me off. I mean, she's off limits as long as she's in that relationship. She's coming over tonight and I'm going to have a little chat with her about this. I've always told her she was terrible wingman but this is a little crazy. More to come.


I hope you weren't wearing a doo-rag....the poor girl would be defenseless!
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I hope you weren't wearing a doo-rag....the poor girl would be defenseless!
I only pull the doo-rag out for situations where my charm isn't working.
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What? Did you expect this saga to end without a bang? It's not over.
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I see what you did there.
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I know. She'll be over here when she gets off work. I know I make fun of the situation but it's somewhat of a serious issue for me. If she wants to be with me fine. Dump the BF. If not, then don't get in the way of me finding someone. I don't like games.
Ummm. I didn't mean that kind of settled. I meant something else.
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Ummm. I didn't mean that kind of settled. I meant something else.
Now I'm confused. Which is a pretty normal state for me.
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Aren't you still married??
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I see. Yes. It will be final in 2 weeks.
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Next time you have the potential for a five-som, please invite me.
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Wow. Has it been that long already? (or that fast?)
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Don't be too upset, but the Sister trilogy isn't a patch on the Godfather trilogy.


i've been really looking forward to this next episode, but i have to say it was very disappointing. initially it had all the indications of a great final episode, only to end on such an anticlimax.
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