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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Get your fortune here.

    Insert 5 cents (Canadian) into the slot and your fortune will be read.

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    Here's a slug. Can I get a cheap fortune? I'm not picky.
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    Okay, I'll bite. How about 10 cents American, though?
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    So Tom only hires people that are nutty? Is part of the requirement to be a moderator on this site is that you have to be nuts??
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    WTF is that smell? crackerjab's Avatar
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    What will a dolla two ninety eight get me?
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    Here's a slug. Can I get a cheap fortune? I'm not picky.
    You can got new.

    Quote Originally Posted by CbadRider View Post
    Okay, I'll bite. How about 10 cents American, though?
    That's like 3 fortunes.

    A loved one will make you angry.

    With each window shut, a door is opened.

    The south will rise again.


    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    What will a dolla two ninety eight get me?
    A peanut butter and banana sandwich.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    A fried peanut butter and banana sandwich.
    fixed...he is from La you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    What will a dolla two ninety eight get me?
    A month subscription to the Ville Platte News.
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Fortune? This must be a trick. Will this be reported to the IRS?
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    Fortune? This must be a trick. Will this be reported to the IRS?
    Please insert 5 cents (Canadian).

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    One beavertail inserted. Where's my fortune?
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    One beavertail inserted. Where's my fortune?
    A beautiful chariot is waiting for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    A beautiful chariot is waiting for you.
    I know. It's been parked out on the street since I got home yesterday evening.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    I know. It's been parked out on the street since I got home yesterday evening.
    See! Proof that the fortune telling machine is accurate!

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    Do you accept pennies? I have 5 canadian pennies that have been in my coin jar for years.
    When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. - Jimi Hendrix

    Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans. - John Lennon


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    Quote Originally Posted by <3 2 Ride View Post
    Do you accept pennies? I have 5 canadian pennies that have been in my coin jar for years.
    Your life will change change change *smacks machine* change for the better within the month.

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    ok...i scrounged around and found 25 cents...what do i get?
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    can you take a credit card?
    i woke up one morning and i stepped out of bed | had to get a bike, had to paint it red
    Of all the treasures I have, it’s the memories that are the most precious.

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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfpack View Post
    ok...i scrounged around and found 25 cents...what do i get?


    You have many years of happiness awaiting you.

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    can you take a credit card?
    Of course! Its forging the signature on those cards that I have trouble with.

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    I have an expired 5 dollars off coupon to Six Flags over Duluth.

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    Domestic Domestique UnsafeAlpine's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    I have an expired 5 dollars off coupon to Six Flags over Duluth.
    Your cheapskate ways will come to haunt you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    Your cheapskate ways will come to haunt you.
    oh, i dunno - my bargain basement fortune holds limitless possibilities. Heck, it could mean anything!
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    *inserts three Italian lire, and one wooden token for Jim-Bob's Discount Rollercoaster Emporium, expiry 1979*

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    * tries to put canadian nickel in slot.....crap, there's something stuck in there...wtf!? who put a wooden nickel in there and broke the machine?*

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    Muahahaha! Only the Shadow knows!

    *merrily traipses off*

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    *inserts three Italian lire, and one wooden token for Jim-Bob's Discount Rollercoaster Emporium, expiry 1979*
    erk grr...snap....

    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    * tries to put canadian nickel in slot.....crap, there's something stuck in there...wtf!? who put a wooden nickel in there and broke the machine?*
    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Muahahaha! Only the Shadow knows!

    *merrily traipses off*
    bzzz..krrr chachunk.... You will die a slow, painful death that will last many years, probably until you're 80 or so.

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