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Old 06-01-09, 08:57 AM   #1
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Get your fortune here.

Insert 5 cents (Canadian) into the slot and your fortune will be read.
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Old 06-01-09, 09:01 AM   #2
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Here's a slug. Can I get a cheap fortune? I'm not picky.
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Okay, I'll bite. How about 10 cents American, though?
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What will a dolla two ninety eight get me?
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Okay, I'll bite. How about 10 cents American, though?
That's like 3 fortunes.

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A peanut butter and banana sandwich.
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A fried peanut butter and banana sandwich.
fixed...he is from La you know.
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What will a dolla two ninety eight get me?
A month subscription to the Ville Platte News.
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Fortune? This must be a trick. Will this be reported to the IRS?
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Fortune? This must be a trick. Will this be reported to the IRS?
Please insert 5 cents (Canadian).
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One beavertail inserted. Where's my fortune?
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A beautiful chariot is waiting for you.
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I know. It's been parked out on the street since I got home yesterday evening.
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I know. It's been parked out on the street since I got home yesterday evening.
See! Proof that the fortune telling machine is accurate!
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Do you accept pennies? I have 5 canadian pennies that have been in my coin jar for years.
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Do you accept pennies? I have 5 canadian pennies that have been in my coin jar for years.
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ok...i scrounged around and found 25 cents...what do i get?
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can you take a credit card?
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ok...i scrounged around and found 25 cents...what do i get?


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I have an expired 5 dollars off coupon to Six Flags over Duluth.
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oh, i dunno - my bargain basement fortune holds limitless possibilities. Heck, it could mean anything!
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*inserts three Italian lire, and one wooden token for Jim-Bob's Discount Rollercoaster Emporium, expiry 1979*
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* tries to put canadian nickel in slot.....crap, there's something stuck in there...wtf!? who put a wooden nickel in there and broke the machine?*
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Muahahaha! Only the Shadow knows!

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erk grr...snap....

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bzzz..krrr chachunk.... You will die a slow, painful death that will last many years, probably until you're 80 or so.
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