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    RustyTainte substructure's Avatar
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    Hold Here. Lift and Tear.

    Do you follow the instruction on every single food item that is sealed in a bag of some sort? Who are these instructions for? Aliens from other planets? I have yet to follow instructions on how to open any wrapped food product. If it comes down to me not being able to open it and I need to consult these directions, I say F it, you're going in the trash. You're not worth me eating.


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    Yes.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    Not really.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    pens, scissors and letter openers are extremely useful food opening tools while at work.

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    No. If this food is that stubborn, they don't deserve the use of any utensil. Maybe a hammer. Just to smash it then throw it away.

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    I'm ninja so I use a katana blade.
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    If I can't open it by hand, the microwave does an amazing job of opening it. Especially canned stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    Do you follow the instruction on every single food item that is sealed in a bag of some sort? Who are these instructions for? Aliens from other planets? I have yet to follow instructions on how to open any wrapped food product. If it comes down to me not being able to open it and I need to consult these directions, I say F it, you're going in the trash. You're not worth me eating.


    My inane observation of the day. Carry on.
    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    No. If this food is that stubborn, they don't deserve the use of any utensil. Maybe a hammer. Just to smash it then throw it away.
    ummm, having a bad day??
    Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure
    that you are not, in fact, just surrounding yourself with azzholes. -- William Gibson

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    do you follow the instruction on every single food item that is sealed in a bag of some sort? Who are these instructions for? Aliens from other planets? I have yet to follow instructions on how to open any wrapped food product. if it comes down to me not being able to open it and i need to consult these directions, i say f it, you're going in the trash. You're not worth me eating.


    my inane observation of the day. Carry on.
    +100000000000
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    okay, so wolfie, having a bad day too?
    Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure
    that you are not, in fact, just surrounding yourself with azzholes. -- William Gibson

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    yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfpack View Post
    yes.

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    meh...nothing that a good ride this afternoon won't solve.
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    "grab with teeth and tug until bag opens"
    Have a good day and htfu you big baby, Rich
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    The only good bit is RichPeoria's yummy food pics again! Congratulations Rich; you are a king amongst fools

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichinPeoria View Post
    "grab with teeth and tug until bag opens"
    Or teeth fly out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichinPeoria View Post
    "grab with teeth and tug until bag opens"
    that hard to get into, it's still going into the trash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    Do you follow the instruction on every single food item that is sealed in a bag of some sort? Who are these instructions for? Aliens from other planets? I have yet to follow instructions on how to open any wrapped food product. If it comes down to me not being able to open it and I need to consult these directions, I say F it, you're going in the trash. You're not worth me eating.


    My inane observation of the day. Carry on.
    Only if it's smack ramen soup. You can't mess up the smack ramen! Respect the smack ramen!
    I love pho long time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichinPeoria View Post
    "grab with teeth and tug until bag opens"
    beat me to it


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    Never. My wife always does though and get mad at me.

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    Grab knife, cut open opposite end of the package.

    Ain't no box gonna tell me how to open it.

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    Everything should be in squeeze tubes.

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    Like this?
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    What is this 'instruction' thing you speak of?
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgoat View Post
    What is this 'instruction' thing you speak of?
    It's all those squiggles on packaging that people call "words". Mostly snooty people.

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    i woke up one morning and i stepped out of bed | had to get a bike, had to paint it red
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