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Old 06-01-09, 11:33 PM   #1
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How does one acquire monkey poo?

I mean...it's monkey poo! I want some!
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Old 06-01-09, 11:43 PM   #2
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Who cares about monkey poo? I mean come on - that's such a run of the mill kind of thing.



I mean, everyone has monkey poo.

BUT <puts on old Sham-Wow's t-shirt, applies a little make-up and haz a brew>

what you need is some most excellent kitty poo!!!

Yes!!! It could be yours!!!! And it could be picked up (note, not delivered) in small 1 lb sealed (oh, you'll need them sealed ... for freshness ) grocery sack bags of KITTY POO!!!

I think there's a toy in there too as I was a little P.O.'d one day while cleaning the "factory" out and had to pull out several of their toys delightfully buried in poo ...

BUT for a small fee of $15.95, a bag of this most wonderful stuff can be picked up and enjoyed by you!!!

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Only acquire and play with monkey poo when you're drunk. At the moment you seem to be overqualified
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Who cares about monkey poo? I mean come on - that's such a run of the mill kind of thing.



I mean, everyone has monkey poo.

BUT <puts on old Sham-Wow's t-shirt, applies a little make-up and haz a brew>

what you need is some most excellent kitty poo!!!

Yes!!! It could be yours!!!! And it could be picked up (note, not delivered) in small 1 lb sealed (oh, you'll need them sealed ... for freshness ) grocery sack bags of KITTY POO!!!

I think there's a toy in there too as I was a little P.O.'d one day while cleaning the "factory" out and had to pull out several of their toys delightfully buried in poo ...

BUT for a small fee of $15.95, a bag of this most wonderful stuff can be picked up and enjoyed by you!!!

Along with a free poo dispenser which should last about 20 years or more.
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Old 06-02-09, 01:56 AM   #5
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Only acquire and play with monkey poo when you're drunk. At the moment you seem to be overqualified
I want to have it ready for when I am appropriately underqualified...
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Old 06-02-09, 05:42 AM   #6
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I'm no expert but pretty sure a bonafide monkey must be involved at some point.
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Old 06-02-09, 07:21 AM   #8
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i'm sure you can get it online. there must be a monkey farm somewhere. monkey poo r us
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Monkey poo is chump change (or chimp change for the pun lovers).
Elephant dung is where its at....a truckload available at one time.
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Spank your monkey till it poos. If your monkey spits instead of poos, stop the lesson.
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frankly i'm shocked that everyone doesn't own a monkey
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I mean...it's monkey poo! I want some!
it's not as easy now that more zoos are keeping their monkeys behind glass.
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Old 06-02-09, 09:36 AM   #13
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Interesting stuff to think about guys.

I'm heading off to LA tonight and then to Fresno in search of these answers.
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I think you can gather some up in P&R
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That's Modo poo.
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That's (sivet) cat poo, dingleberry!
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You could go to a zoo and wait for them to fling some at you. Then secretly tuck it away to save when nobody is looking.
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Along with a free poo dispenser which should last about 20 years or more.
more poopez refills please
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That's Mr. Modo to you.
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Call me after 10am PST. I'm pretty regular.
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That's (sivet) cat poo, dingleberry!
Did you mean Civet, dipstick?
Meh, so it's cat-fox poo. Like he'd taste the difference. No need to split turds over it.
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How many poo's could winnie the pooh poo?
If winnie the pooh could poo..............poo.
(Out of his seamed-up butt)
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Our puppy is an excellent source of poo, and I'm only a few hours further north from Fresno...
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