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    BF's Level 12 Wizard SingingSabre's Avatar
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    How does one acquire monkey poo?

    I mean...it's monkey poo! I want some!
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    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    Who cares about monkey poo? I mean come on - that's such a run of the mill kind of thing.



    I mean, everyone has monkey poo.

    BUT <puts on old Sham-Wow's t-shirt, applies a little make-up and haz a brew>

    what you need is some most excellent kitty poo!!!

    Yes!!! It could be yours!!!! And it could be picked up (note, not delivered) in small 1 lb sealed (oh, you'll need them sealed ... for freshness ) grocery sack bags of KITTY POO!!!

    I think there's a toy in there too as I was a little P.O.'d one day while cleaning the "factory" out and had to pull out several of their toys delightfully buried in poo ...

    BUT for a small fee of $15.95, a bag of this most wonderful stuff can be picked up and enjoyed by you!!!


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    Only acquire and play with monkey poo when you're drunk. At the moment you seem to be overqualified

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    Who cares about monkey poo? I mean come on - that's such a run of the mill kind of thing.



    I mean, everyone has monkey poo.

    BUT <puts on old Sham-Wow's t-shirt, applies a little make-up and haz a brew>

    what you need is some most excellent kitty poo!!!

    Yes!!! It could be yours!!!! And it could be picked up (note, not delivered) in small 1 lb sealed (oh, you'll need them sealed ... for freshness ) grocery sack bags of KITTY POO!!!

    I think there's a toy in there too as I was a little P.O.'d one day while cleaning the "factory" out and had to pull out several of their toys delightfully buried in poo ...

    BUT for a small fee of $15.95, a bag of this most wonderful stuff can be picked up and enjoyed by you!!!

    Along with a free poo dispenser which should last about 20 years or more.
    Me love pho long time.

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    BF's Level 12 Wizard SingingSabre's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by skijor View Post
    Only acquire and play with monkey poo when you're drunk. At the moment you seem to be overqualified
    I want to have it ready for when I am appropriately underqualified...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bklyn
    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    I'm no expert but pretty sure a bonafide monkey must be involved at some point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
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    i'm sure you can get it online. there must be a monkey farm somewhere. monkey poo r us

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    Monkey poo is chump change (or chimp change for the pun lovers).
    Elephant dung is where its at....a truckload available at one time.
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    Spank your monkey till it poos. If your monkey spits instead of poos, stop the lesson.
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    frankly i'm shocked that everyone doesn't own a monkey

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    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre View Post
    I mean...it's monkey poo! I want some!
    it's not as easy now that more zoos are keeping their monkeys behind glass.

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    BF's Level 12 Wizard SingingSabre's Avatar
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    Interesting stuff to think about guys.

    I'm heading off to LA tonight and then to Fresno in search of these answers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bklyn
    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    I think you can gather some up in P&R
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    I think you can gather some up in P&R
    That's Modo poo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordbiker View Post
    That's (sivet) cat poo, dingleberry!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    You could go to a zoo and wait for them to fling some at you. Then secretly tuck it away to save when nobody is looking.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big_e View Post
    Along with a free poo dispenser which should last about 20 years or more.
    more poopez refills please

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom View Post
    That's Modo poo.
    That's Mr. Modo to you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre View Post
    I mean...it's monkey poo! I want some!
    Call me after 10am PST. I'm pretty regular.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    That's (sivet) cat poo, dingleberry!
    Did you mean Civet, dipstick?
    Meh, so it's cat-fox poo. Like he'd taste the difference. No need to split turds over it.
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    How many poo's could winnie the pooh poo?
    If winnie the pooh could poo..............poo.
    (Out of his seamed-up butt)
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingofchimps View Post
    Call me after 10am PST. I'm pretty regular.
    Pics or it never happened.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bklyn
    Obviously, the guy's like a 12th level white wizard or something. His mere presence is a danger to mortals.

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    Our puppy is an excellent source of poo, and I'm only a few hours further north from Fresno...
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