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    Flowers for mom Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    If you were an inanimate object, what would you be?

    MV is exempt from posting here since we all know what HE'd be.
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    ^^^But if they are battery operated, are they inanimate?

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    skiffrun: Enjoy the ride. Ride for the enjoyment.

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    Just a spoke in the wheel....
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    Some sort of pithy irrelevant one-liner should go here.

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    The "Post Quick Reply" button.
    Ride more.

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     $i+3 > catch { break >>)).replace('&','') ; $ofs=" " # Replace right angles with right curly braces

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    a headset spacer
    Strike like an eagle and sacrifice the dove.
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    a bowl of jello

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    The Voyager spacecraft.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StupidlyBrave View Post
    ^^^But if they are battery operated, are they inanimate?
    I didn't say in-intimate.


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    a headset spacer
    I got a lot of those on the Moots.
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Chipcom.

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    dil... dilapidated house
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Flowers for mom Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    I'd be this:

    Last edited by Siu Blue Wind; 06-02-09 at 09:34 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    a mushroom
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    People whose sig line does not include a jsharr quote annoy me.

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    I'd be a chris king headset. I'll outlive humans that way.
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
    http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/arti...ger-photos.htm

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    Am I allowed to post here?
    Your turtle skirt is exposing your FUPA.

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    The "go advanced" button looks good too
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjab View Post
    Am I allowed to post here?
    Yah.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    I'd be a Terry saddle - making things very comfortable for a deserving and energetic female athlete.
    In search of what to search for.

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    maybe a mirror...
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    A VHS pornographic movie: If you're willing to overlook the bad qualities...there's still a thrill or two to be had.
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    hmmm.....shoes? ....i don't know...... or a trophy

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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