As proof I present the 100% Genuine guarantee on the can of real Gold Silver luck offering spray.
Yeah, ol' Chango Macho has my back. What you got?
As further evidence it's working already:
That's right, read it and weep. Marked down from $2 at the Chama Dollar General.
OK, so it smells like cheap antiperspirant and makes me choke a little, but it's a small price to pay for such good fortune. Heck, even if I were to travel to Mexico...I'm covered.
100% Legitimo! Muy bien!
Anyone else have any good luck charms?