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    Will I die?

    I just ate a Milkbone doggy treat that a co-worker had in her jacket pocket for her pouch.

    What can happen? Will I die or get sick? Perhaps have an unresistable urge to sniff bums?

    Should I go to the hospital?

    PLEASE HELP, I'm worried!
    Originally posted by Bones_McBones: Wow Digger, wow! You've earned my respect.... I know ashoposo got werked up. You are the gutter pig of Trollheim.

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    Refer to your signature.

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    To prevent illness, you must now go drink from the toilet.

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    Depends.

    Was it done on a dare or was there a bet involved?

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    Refer to your signature.
    Double Income, No Kids? What dat gotta do with eating a Milkbone?
    Originally posted by Bones_McBones: Wow Digger, wow! You've earned my respect.... I know ashoposo got werked up. You are the gutter pig of Trollheim.

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    You will die. Sorry. It's inevitable. It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow, or next week, or year, or ten years, but it will catch up with you eventually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digger View Post
    Double Income, No Kids? What dat gotta do with eating a Milkbone?
    Nothing.

    Can I marry you, Mr. Double Income?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ka_Jun View Post
    Depends.

    Was it done on a dare or was there a bet involved?
    Neither. I just ate it. I don't know what they see in those things...tasted like cardboard. No, I've tasted cardboard that tasted better than that.
    Originally posted by Bones_McBones: Wow Digger, wow! You've earned my respect.... I know ashoposo got werked up. You are the gutter pig of Trollheim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    Nothing.

    Can I marry you, Mr. Double Income?
    Sorry my friend. Although I am tempted, my wife is already married to me.
    Originally posted by Bones_McBones: Wow Digger, wow! You've earned my respect.... I know ashoposo got werked up. You are the gutter pig of Trollheim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    Nothing.

    Can I marry you, Mr. Double Income?
    and after you marry sub, if you need a little something on the side...i'm gonna make myself available, but don't tell my wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnsafeAlpine View Post
    You will die. Sorry. It's inevitable. It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow, or next week, or year, or ten years, but it will catch up with you eventually.
    Oh Gawd, I knew this was a bad idea! Somebody help! What should I do?
    Originally posted by Bones_McBones: Wow Digger, wow! You've earned my respect.... I know ashoposo got werked up. You are the gutter pig of Trollheim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ILUVUK View Post
    and after you marry sub, if you need a little something on the side...i'm gonna make myself available, but don't tell my wife.
    Dammit! I am cursed with this Roman gladiator body!
    Originally posted by Bones_McBones: Wow Digger, wow! You've earned my respect.... I know ashoposo got werked up. You are the gutter pig of Trollheim.

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    some canned wet cat food will act as an effective antidote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digger View Post
    Oh Gawd, I knew this was a bad idea! Somebody help! What should I do?
    I already told you. You gotta wash that biscuit down with a drink from the toilet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyLowe97 View Post
    I already told you. You gotta wash that biscuit down with a drink from the toilet.
    Do I flush it first? or just drink from it immediately? Quickly now, tell me!
    Originally posted by Bones_McBones: Wow Digger, wow! You've earned my respect.... I know ashoposo got werked up. You are the gutter pig of Trollheim.

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    Oh Gawd, it's already happening!

    <----- My avator disappeared!

    Things are....going dark...I....don't know...if I can...make it...to...the toilet.
    Originally posted by Bones_McBones: Wow Digger, wow! You've earned my respect.... I know ashoposo got werked up. You are the gutter pig of Trollheim.

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    HEY! Why'd my avator disappear? Which one of you bawdy, batfowled barnacles stoled me avator?
    Originally posted by Bones_McBones: Wow Digger, wow! You've earned my respect.... I know ashoposo got werked up. You are the gutter pig of Trollheim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digger View Post
    Neither. I just ate it. I don't know what they see in those things...tasted like cardboard. No, I've tasted cardboard that tasted better than that.
    Neither? In that case, death is imminent.

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    I vote sniff buns.. Thank god you can't lick yourself. You might be arrested.
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    Be careful which butts you sniff as the day progresses (and you WILL sniff butts) and you should be OK.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclezealot View Post
    I vote sniff buns.. Thank god you can't lick yourself. You might be arrested.
    I have checked with my father who is a Veterinary Microbiologist.
    He has indicated that there MIGHT be a "Win" in this:
    The subject COULD end up with the ability to lick their own genitalia/butt....
    It's not the bullet with my name on it that worries me. It's the one that says, "To whom it may concern".

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    You may not die, but when that treat swells up in your lower intestine................................

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    Dogs can't have avatars, silly.

    You might want to try an enema, or a colon cleanse program?

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    Do you get turned on when I talk about my little "Fifi"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DogsBody View Post
    I have checked with my father who is a Veterinary Microbiologist.
    He has indicated that there MIGHT be a "Win" in this:
    The subject COULD end up with the ability to lick their own genitalia/butt....
    Schweet! At least some good will come of this.
    Originally posted by Bones_McBones: Wow Digger, wow! You've earned my respect.... I know ashoposo got werked up. You are the gutter pig of Trollheim.

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