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    I haven't started a thread today

    So here it is.



    Yes I do. And a nice one to boot.

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    You're Canadian?!

    WITCH! WIIIIIITCH!

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    may we burn him?
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    I have an alternate mailing address for "special" items to ship to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    I haven't started a thread today
    Considering what your posts have been like in the past, we were OK with that.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    I have an alternate mailing address for "special" items to ship to.
    Unmarked items in a brown paper bag?
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    may we burn him?
    BUUUUUUURN HIM! He weighs the same as a duck.

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    My uncle's name was Richard. We called him Dick. He had a belt buckle with the word Dick on it. He would go up to woman and ask if they wanted to see his Dick. He would pull up his T-shirt and flash his buckle.

    He also had a license plate with SS DICK on it. I asked what the SS stood for. He said, "Super Slick."

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    BUUUUUUURN HIM! He weighs the same as a duck.
    Shouldn't we check to see if he floats first?

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    My uncle's name was Richard. We called him Dick. He had a belt buckle with the word Dick on it. He would go up to woman and ask if they wanted to see his Dick. He would pull up his T-shirt and flash his buckle.

    He also had a license plate with SS DICK on it. I asked what the SS stood for. He said, "Super Slick."
    I could have gone my whole life and not known that story. I'd have been happier for it too.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Shouldn't we check to see if he floats first?
    A duck floats.....so couldn't we just weigh him to see if he weighs more than a duck? If so, he must be burned!
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    We were at the Skating Rink one night. Here in the south it doesn't snow much. So when it does, it's a pretty big deal. Especially for a kid. On the way out we noticed the snow. And got all giddy.

    Before we had a minute to adore the white flakes my mom stopped us and said, "Kids, your father's in jail."

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    There were 8 of us packed in a tiny Mercury station wagon way back in the early 80s. Eight of us and luggage, making our way from NC to Maine. We stopped and got something to eat. My grandmother bought a shake. But apparently it wasn't to her liking. So she decided to throw it out the window.

    The window was closed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    We were at the Skating Rink one night. Here in the south it doesn't snow much. So when it does, it's a pretty big deal. Especially for a kid. On the way out we noticed the snow. And got all giddy.

    Before we had a minute to adore the white flakes my mom stopped us and said, "Kids, your father's in jail."
    I like where this story is going. Please continue.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    HEY! What's with all this witch hatin' and all?

    Last edited by Tude; 06-04-09 at 01:13 PM.

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    My father and grandfather moved to NC first to find jobs and establish residence.
    While the rest of us plodded along in Maine, I started notice a guy always hanging out with us. Some guy my mom knew. One night I asked her who he was. She said it was our uncle.

    I asked her why she was kissing her brother in the kitchen last night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Shouldn't we check to see if he floats first?
    No time! He could turn us all into small, slithery creatures at any moment! Canadians are known for that kind of trickery!

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    No time! He could turn us all into small, slithery creatures at any moment! Canadians are known for that kind of trickery!
    I thought that's how canada came into being. But, newts need a place to live too, ya know.

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    My father had an old Isuzu diesel. The glow plugs would get bad and the car would stall and take a long time to start. One day, while visiting my brother where he worked, the car wouldn't start. My brother was out there with him.

    This guy tells my dad to move his POS so he could park. My dad started walking toward the gentleman and asked him to speak louder because he couldn't here him. The guy stepped out of his car and was getting ready to say something else.

    My dad punched him square in the face and knocked him clean. He got back in his car and it finally started.

    Don't know if the guy got started again or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    My father and grandfather moved to NC first to find jobs and establish residence.
    While the rest of us plodded along in Maine, I started notice a guy always hanging out with us. Some guy my mom knew. One night I asked her who he was. She said it was our uncle.

    I asked her why she was kissing her brother in the kitchen last night.
    Quote Originally Posted by substructure View Post
    My father had an old Isuzu diesel. The glow plugs would get bad and the car would stall and take a long time to start. One day, while visiting my brother where he worked, the car wouldn't start. My brother was out there with him.

    This guy tells my dad to move his POS so he could park. My dad started walking toward the gentleman and asked him to speak louder because he couldn't here him. The guy stepped out of his car and was getting ready to say something else.

    My dad punched him square in the face and knocked him clean. He got back in his car and it finally started.

    Don't know if the guy got started again or not.
    Putting 2 and 2 together....your uncle was Joe Isuzu? Cool!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    I thought that's how canada came into being. But, newts need a place to live too, eh.
    CanadianBacon'd it.

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    From a guy I worked with who hung out with my dad.

    Early 80s you had to cross the river to get to a bar that served booze. My father and co. would go there on the weekends. Something got started and was taken outside to finish. This guy goes to his car and pull a *** on my father. My father - the maniac he is - apparently head-butted the *** out of the guys hand and cleaned his clock. Then put the guys car in neutral and pushed it in said river.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    HEY! What's with all this witch hatin' and all?
    Witch hatin'? Can't you read? Nothing but Canadian hatin' going on here it seems.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Witch hatin'? Can't you read? Nothing but Canadian hatin' going on here it seems.
    Nah...there's really only one Canadian I can't stand (at least that I know of). Last I heard, she was toturing audiences in Vegas with a "singing" show. Yeah, that's right...I'm talking about Celine (barf).

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Considering what your posts have been like in the past, we were OK with that.
    considering how insipid your posts have been, we wish you'd follow suit.

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