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    Armstrong a baby daddy


    Max Armstrong.

    Weird that he took Lance's last name, considering Lance and Anna Hansen aren't married.

    btw, i think he's technically a *******.
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    That's a pretty heavy decision for a newborn
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    Transcendental enumeration.

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    Not bad...still shooting potent bullets for a one testicled man!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I wonder if they've already taken out insurance on his legs, and if Lance has already commissioned Trek to develop a baby road bike...
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    or IVF
    "When you are chewing the bars at the business end of a 90 mile road race you really dont care what gear you have hanging from your bike so long as it works."
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Not bad...still shooting potent bullets for a one testicled man!
    one testicle does the job. duh.

    the fact that he has viable sperm after all of that chemo... that's what still surprises me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by botto View Post
    one testicle does the job. duh.

    the fact that he has viable sperm after all of that chemo... that's what still surprises me.
    viable? That mutant has a different fate in store.

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    I'm not sure that Armstrong is actually the father, the kid looks an awful lot
    like Winston Churchill .
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    Have a good day and htfu you big baby, Rich
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    The only good bit is RichPeoria's yummy food pics again! Congratulations Rich; you are a king amongst fools

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    Quote Originally Posted by botto View Post
    the fact that he has viable sperm after all of that chemo... that's what still surprises me.
    Considering his kids with his ex-wife were concieved through IVF with sperm he banked before his chemo, I think it surprised him too.
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    That kid could already drop 98% of bikeforums on a climb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lotek View Post
    I'm not sure that Armstrong is actually the father, the kid looks an awful lot
    like Winston Churchill .
    All newborns look like Winston Churchill. Or W.C. Fields.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichinPeoria View Post
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    AND, mini-armstrong already has his own twitter account, http://twitter.com/maxarmstrong1
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    I'm surprised the kid is not wearing any Mellow Johnny gear and a Livestrong bracelet, yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyLowe97 View Post
    I'm surprised the kid is not wearing any Mellow Johnny gear and a Livestrong bracelet, yet.
    but did you notice the swoosh birthmark?

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    Dammit botto, you made me look.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyLowe97 View Post
    That kid could already drop 98% of bikeforums on a climb.
    Has anyone tested his breastmilk for EPO?

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    He's starting with a good name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Dammit botto, you made me look.
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    Transcendental enumeration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maddmaxx View Post
    He's starting with a good name.
    Yeah, MAX ARMSTRONG.

    That immediately made me think of the Simpson's episode where Homer changed his name to Max Power (which he got from the hair dryer) and all the sudden his life got better.

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    He looks like lobster boy ... enough fingers for operating a motorcycle or a bicycle.
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    man, that is one ugly baby.

    so how many secret children do you think lance has?
    Food for thought: if you aren't dead by 2050, you and your entire family will be within a few years from starvation. Now that is a cruel gift to leave for your offspring. ;)
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    Well, he's got "the look" down.
    Birth Certificate, Passport, Marriage License Driver's License and Residency Permit all say I'm a Fred. I guess there's no denying it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AEO View Post
    man, that is one ugly baby.

    so how many secret children do you think lance has?
    what makes him any uglier than any other baby?

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    @maxarmstrong1 already has 1,000++ followers on twitter.
    i woke up one morning and i stepped out of bed | had to get a bike, had to paint it red
    Of all the treasures I have, itís the memories that are the most precious.

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