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Old 06-05-09, 08:40 AM   #1
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Armstrong a baby daddy


Max Armstrong.

Weird that he took Lance's last name, considering Lance and Anna Hansen aren't married.

btw, i think he's technically a *******.
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That's a pretty heavy decision for a newborn
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Old 06-05-09, 08:55 AM   #3
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Not bad...still shooting potent bullets for a one testicled man!
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I wonder if they've already taken out insurance on his legs, and if Lance has already commissioned Trek to develop a baby road bike...
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Not bad...still shooting potent bullets for a one testicled man!
one testicle does the job. duh.

the fact that he has viable sperm after all of that chemo... that's what still surprises me.
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Old 06-05-09, 09:27 AM   #7
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one testicle does the job. duh.

the fact that he has viable sperm after all of that chemo... that's what still surprises me.
viable? That mutant has a different fate in store.
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I'm not sure that Armstrong is actually the father, the kid looks an awful lot
like Winston Churchill .
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the fact that he has viable sperm after all of that chemo... that's what still surprises me.
Considering his kids with his ex-wife were concieved through IVF with sperm he banked before his chemo, I think it surprised him too.
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That kid could already drop 98% of bikeforums on a climb.
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I'm not sure that Armstrong is actually the father, the kid looks an awful lot
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All newborns look like Winston Churchill. Or W.C. Fields.
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I'm surprised the kid is not wearing any Mellow Johnny gear and a Livestrong bracelet, yet.
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I'm surprised the kid is not wearing any Mellow Johnny gear and a Livestrong bracelet, yet.
but did you notice the swoosh birthmark?
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Dammit botto, you made me look.
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That kid could already drop 98% of bikeforums on a climb.
Has anyone tested his breastmilk for EPO?
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He's starting with a good name.
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He's starting with a good name.
Yeah, MAX ARMSTRONG.

That immediately made me think of the Simpson's episode where Homer changed his name to Max Power (which he got from the hair dryer) and all the sudden his life got better.
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Old 06-05-09, 01:18 PM   #21
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He looks like lobster boy ... enough fingers for operating a motorcycle or a bicycle.
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man, that is one ugly baby.

so how many secret children do you think lance has?
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Well, he's got "the look" down.
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man, that is one ugly baby.

so how many secret children do you think lance has?
what makes him any uglier than any other baby?
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@maxarmstrong1 already has 1,000++ followers on twitter.
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