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    Pedalphile BurlySurly's Avatar
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    My urine has blood in it!!!!!!!!!!!!

    OMFG!

    I just got back from a physical (during which i was touched in the pants by a dude doctor) and they'd also recieved the results back from the urine sample I gave them on monday. I had a nasty crash last sunday that sent me cartwheeling off my DH bike, and I guess I bruised a kidney or something. That's some scary crap man. Blood in my urine? I had to give another urine sample today to see if there's still blood in it, cause if there is than something could be really, really bad. Like a busted liver or something. I hope I dont have to get fondled again though. That was no fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BurlySurly

    ........Like a busted liver or something. I hope I dont have to get fondled again though. That was no fun.
    Wait till ya hit 40 and need a rectal exam
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    Sorry to hear it, Burly. Hope it ends up alright.

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    Don't worry. It is much better than having gonnorhea.
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    Devilmaycare Cycling Fool Allister's Avatar
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    What colour is your poo this week? Does it float or sink? The minutia of your life holds no end of fascination for me.
    If we learn from our mistakes, I must be a goddamn genius.

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    Is it hanging to the left or the right?

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    I agree, too much information.

    CHEERS.

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    Could be worse,you could be getting a rectal exam and suddenly realise the docs' not using his finger!
    "Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?"

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    I found female doctors are harder to talk to about ....broken plumbing issues.

    I had a rather nasty one a few years back....a urinary tract infection...my god it was hard to tell this woman that it burned when i peed,...it was almost like some part of my primate like brain screamed "what the hell is wrong with you...you dont talk about damaged good to the opposite sex...HEATHEN!!!"...it was terrible, letsleave it at that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allister
    What colour is your poo this week? Does it float or sink? The minutia of your life holds no end of fascination for me.
    Oh, my gawd Allister! You are killing me, LOL!

    And especially since it reminds me of a somewhat similar situation that happened when I was pregnant with one of my kids. . . I won't inflict any of that minutia on you! I still cringe when I think about it--but I laugh too!
    I . . can . . . doooo . . . it

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    Not to spoil the party here but blood in urine is not a good thing,
    get it checked out. My best friend had same turned out it was bladder
    cancer. I do the Ride for the Roses in his memory now.

    Get it checked out, ok?

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    Like the old saying goes...

    Blood in your urine is much better than urine in your blood.

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    Pedalphile BurlySurly's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Istanbul_Tea
    Like the old saying goes...

    Blood in your urine is much better than urine in your blood.

    Hmmm... I like that.

    Are blood and urine the main ingridients in Istanbul Tea?
    Dont PM me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BurlySurly
    (during which i was touched in the pants by a dude doctor)
    Did that make you feel...funny?
    If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.
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    Devilmaycare Cycling Fool Allister's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by lotek
    Not to spoil the party here but blood in urine is not a good thing,
    get it checked out. My best friend had same turned out it was bladder
    cancer. I do the Ride for the Roses in his memory now.

    Get it checked out, ok?

    Marty
    True. I always come to bikeforums.net when I need medical advice. You can't get quality information like 'see a doctor' or descriptions of worst case scenarios that happened to some aquaintance of relative anywhere else.
    If we learn from our mistakes, I must be a goddamn genius.

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