Hey guys, post your paint creations in this thread here. I'll start!
Hey guys, post your paint creations in this thread here. I'll start!
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love it. Post some guys~
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Space Cheeze was a random doodle.
Eight pixels comes from a list of many imaginary Atari 2600 games that bored freinds and I developed over the course of several boring days at work. It kinda makes fun of video game scenarios and cliches.
Here is the list:
do you have goofball?
and do you have speedbump for the atari 2900?
oh and do you sell crustacean organizer also?
I also need a paddle. And a push pad. And a stick of joy.
Ching Chong - A suspenseful game of immigrants knocking down buildings.
Sling Plop - You run around in a 1 dimensional environment firing plopper out of your trusty slingshot
greencard - try to get to the American Embassy before a set of eight pixels touches you.
crusty fly - spend hours in this action-packed game fending off a crusty fly
Crusty Fly Returns - He's back with a vengeance and help (he's brought a japanese beetle) and your only defense is a dried up crunchy shoe
granny - dress up grandma and place moth balls around the house
fireflopper - light yourself on fire and press the fire button repeatedly to stop drop and roll
thermometer game - watch the mercury rise and fall for hours on end
nut buster - stand in front of your opponent and kick him in the junk until he is blue in the face
brennan beater - take your favorite boss out behind a dumpster and beat him unmercifully
beasty whacker - try to destroy solid, green monsters
booster wars - fight against dance choreographers named Nelson
broccoli viewer - try to look at as many broccoli trees without blinking (note: requres Atari eye patch)
Crud Meter - measures amount of crumbs and other junk on joystick (note: this is not a game)
whirlwind - rotate the directional on the joystick round and round for twelve straight hours and you win
Pancreas Man - run around and catch little pancreaye to collect points but be careful when you hit a lymph node because they turn into thyroids
Load Runner - See how long your character can run around after dumping a load in his pants
cornjoy - arouse yourself in a cornfield while nibbling on a bit of corn
flip blade - run up to your opponent and display your middle finger towards his general direction
boot watcher - keep an eye on some old dried up boots for a friend, wait till he comes back
cow snitcher - find out which cow had the poison milk that took Farmer Joe's life
twisty head - try to concentrate on the rapidly changing array of colors on the screen without having a ceisure
slop examiner - find a slop pile, get your hands in there, get your hands dirty and you see what the problem is
roofing - try to guide mexican roof contractors through a living room window
burlap sack - obtain a large stick and try to beat the contents into oblivion
stinky - try to wash your clothes in the alotted time
crusty bumpkins - run ferociously down the street collecting cabbage patch dolls, be careful not to drop them in the vat of oil
boot shank - run around kicking your opponent with your right foot
flop toucher - try to get your hands on as many egyptian acrobatists
punk sniffer - light a fire in the general vicinity and see whos hair catches on fire first
hand rummager - sift through the trash with a free hand and locate as many valuables as possible
micro slink - try to slinky yourself down a flight of stairs without bumping into a pigeon mess
moonshine - wave your players buttocks around in a semi circle fashion until the enemy passes out
crunkets - A Shrink Machine Project has gone terribly wrong and you are the size of a mouse. Try to hide under a graham ******* to keep away from death.
split shod - rub two sticks together to cause a commotion and then dart in the other direction
poppy tricks - press fire repeatedly to jump up and down on a whoopie cushion until it is depleted
gunky dinky - try to fasten a paper clip to a rather large stack of papers...One ream wins the game.
flippity chunk - do random somersaults and flips in the air and land on various fruits to break them apart into chunks suitable for a small pigeon to consume
NostrilSludge -- use your fire button to reach further and further up your opponents nose until you reach his brain.
Greenies -- move the joystick from toe to toe and collect as much toejam as possible.
FlipFlop -- run in a circular room looking for the corners (this game must be played standing on your head).
LobsterSacs -- move towards your enemy and drop fishy items down their pants.
TurtleDoodle -- randomly place turtles upsides down on the obsticle course and run between them without getting snapped at.
Spinket runner - pull goat feed out of pigs lips
toffe licker - try taste testing the different varieties of toffe
crust examiner - check out some funky crust and see what you think
chocolate tootsie doodle - glue yourself to the wall and fire doodles at your enemy
pinkus - slap your belly until it is pink and then try to eat a meal without vomiting
jumpy dunker - make your character jump up and down while dunking a donut in his coffee
phone ******* nub - try to pick up the phone with your nub after playing with fireworks
shat meister - try to scare the poo out of your opponent by playing various chords on a piano
clunkers - try to drive a beat up car off a cliff and survive
shunk spotch - saturate your self in a tub of liquid rubber until you rubberize and then bounce around the neighborhood
pow bam - try to collect as much fresh gumby gold as you can
cheek massager - place the Atari‘ Facial Pad‚ to the side of your face and press the fire button as needed (pure pleasure)
rub a dub ping - try to shoot at ducks in a bath tub with a pellet ***
rinker pastrami - try to ice skate on assorted cold cuts
bunky dude - manuever a man through a forest
pish squeaker - collect small high pitched goblins shaped like fresh lettuce heads
splat woo - fire buckets of paint at dirty bastards
chigity specific - shoot the right enemy or get hauled off to jail in a covered wagon
proper tinkle - try to collect enough rainwater for your garden to grow
fluff flop - float in the sky and collect airborn coins while you are a fluff, but be careful, because when you turn into a flop you will fall from the sky
Momo-ries - try to remember things from the past that have slipped your noggin
Anal - run around and make sure everything is nice and tidy
Annual Checkup - place this in your Atari system and wait for an explosion to clear out dust particles
flip whacker - do cartwheels while kicking as many people in the head as possible
lonely upside down man - after a routine medical procedure goes teribly wrong, your legs have been lopped off and reattached on your neck...
walk the streets trying to make friends
flaky gnat - try to stop insects from feasting on your dandruff with one hand free and one down the back of your trousers
Immigrant Roofer Challenge: Bosnians vs Mexicans in hot mop swingin' and swirlin' action! First one in through the living room window wins!
Ping Chompers - Run a little goblin around the screen and try to get him to eat the pong balls.
Ruff Nugget - Patrol a Hound Dog around a gold mine and help fend off burglars.
Pouch Slapper - Continuously whack at your opponents pockets to hinder him from catching water chestnuts that come from the sky.
Paddle Whipper - Row your boat down the stream and bash formidable creatures that gnaw on your shoes
Candle Jumper - Try to get over a candlestick without singing your own crotch.
Swap Swap Boom - Toss an amonium nitrate filled potato around until someone loses their head
Bingo - press your fire button to allow a dog to shout out numbers
Fly taster - Speed along the highway on your motor bike without a face visor
Munchkin boat constructor - try to help midgets make rafts to get across a river
Toaster Flapper - The angry crows are approaching and your only defense is a toaster and some flacid bread
Wow TeleJohn, you actually typed all that!
Please go ride your bike, NOW!
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "WOW, What a Ride!" - unknown
"Your Bike Sucks" - Sky Yaeger
Originally Posted by a2psyklnut
Nah. Cut and paste from several e-mails.