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    Pedalphile BurlySurly's Avatar
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    The Paint Pictures thread!!!

    Hey guys, post your paint creations in this thread here. I'll start!
    Dont PM me.

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    Pedalphile BurlySurly's Avatar
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    love it. Post some guys~
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    don't ask...

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    Beausage is Beautiful Fugazi Dave's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    you had to be on soemthing. O_o
    Must be the same thing I'm on.

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    Space Cheeze was a random doodle.

    Eight pixels comes from a list of many imaginary Atari 2600 games that bored freinds and I developed over the course of several boring days at work. It kinda makes fun of video game scenarios and cliches.

    Here is the list:

    do you have goofball?
    and do you have speedbump for the atari 2900?
    oh and do you sell crustacean organizer also?
    I also need a paddle. And a push pad. And a stick of joy.

    Ching Chong - A suspenseful game of immigrants knocking down buildings.
    Sling Plop - You run around in a 1 dimensional environment firing plopper out of your trusty slingshot
    greencard - try to get to the American Embassy before a set of eight pixels touches you.
    crusty fly - spend hours in this action-packed game fending off a crusty fly
    Crusty Fly Returns - He's back with a vengeance and help (he's brought a japanese beetle) and your only defense is a dried up crunchy shoe
    granny - dress up grandma and place moth balls around the house
    fireflopper - light yourself on fire and press the fire button repeatedly to stop drop and roll
    thermometer game - watch the mercury rise and fall for hours on end
    nut buster - stand in front of your opponent and kick him in the junk until he is blue in the face
    brennan beater - take your favorite boss out behind a dumpster and beat him unmercifully
    beasty whacker - try to destroy solid, green monsters
    booster wars - fight against dance choreographers named Nelson
    broccoli viewer - try to look at as many broccoli trees without blinking (note: requres Atari eye patch)
    Crud Meter - measures amount of crumbs and other junk on joystick (note: this is not a game)
    whirlwind - rotate the directional on the joystick round and round for twelve straight hours and you win
    Pancreas Man - run around and catch little pancreaye to collect points but be careful when you hit a lymph node because they turn into thyroids
    Load Runner - See how long your character can run around after dumping a load in his pants
    cornjoy - arouse yourself in a cornfield while nibbling on a bit of corn
    flip blade - run up to your opponent and display your middle finger towards his general direction
    boot watcher - keep an eye on some old dried up boots for a friend, wait till he comes back
    cow snitcher - find out which cow had the poison milk that took Farmer Joe's life
    twisty head - try to concentrate on the rapidly changing array of colors on the screen without having a ceisure
    slop examiner - find a slop pile, get your hands in there, get your hands dirty and you see what the problem is
    roofing - try to guide mexican roof contractors through a living room window
    burlap sack - obtain a large stick and try to beat the contents into oblivion
    stinky - try to wash your clothes in the alotted time
    crusty bumpkins - run ferociously down the street collecting cabbage patch dolls, be careful not to drop them in the vat of oil
    boot shank - run around kicking your opponent with your right foot
    flop toucher - try to get your hands on as many egyptian acrobatists
    punk sniffer - light a fire in the general vicinity and see whos hair catches on fire first
    hand rummager - sift through the trash with a free hand and locate as many valuables as possible
    micro slink - try to slinky yourself down a flight of stairs without bumping into a pigeon mess
    moonshine - wave your players buttocks around in a semi circle fashion until the enemy passes out
    crunkets - A Shrink Machine Project has gone terribly wrong and you are the size of a mouse. Try to hide under a graham ******* to keep away from death.
    split shod - rub two sticks together to cause a commotion and then dart in the other direction
    poppy tricks - press fire repeatedly to jump up and down on a whoopie cushion until it is depleted
    gunky dinky - try to fasten a paper clip to a rather large stack of papers...One ream wins the game.
    flippity chunk - do random somersaults and flips in the air and land on various fruits to break them apart into chunks suitable for a small pigeon to consume
    NostrilSludge -- use your fire button to reach further and further up your opponents nose until you reach his brain.
    Greenies -- move the joystick from toe to toe and collect as much toejam as possible.
    FlipFlop -- run in a circular room looking for the corners (this game must be played standing on your head).
    LobsterSacs -- move towards your enemy and drop fishy items down their pants.
    TurtleDoodle -- randomly place turtles upsides down on the obsticle course and run between them without getting snapped at.
    Spinket runner - pull goat feed out of pigs lips
    toffe licker - try taste testing the different varieties of toffe
    crust examiner - check out some funky crust and see what you think
    chocolate tootsie doodle - glue yourself to the wall and fire doodles at your enemy
    pinkus - slap your belly until it is pink and then try to eat a meal without vomiting
    jumpy dunker - make your character jump up and down while dunking a donut in his coffee
    phone ******* nub - try to pick up the phone with your nub after playing with fireworks
    shat meister - try to scare the poo out of your opponent by playing various chords on a piano
    clunkers - try to drive a beat up car off a cliff and survive
    shunk spotch - saturate your self in a tub of liquid rubber until you rubberize and then bounce around the neighborhood
    pow bam - try to collect as much fresh gumby gold as you can
    cheek massager - place the Atari‘ Facial Pad‚ to the side of your face and press the fire button as needed (pure pleasure)
    rub a dub ping - try to shoot at ducks in a bath tub with a pellet ***
    rinker pastrami - try to ice skate on assorted cold cuts
    bunky dude - manuever a man through a forest
    pish squeaker - collect small high pitched goblins shaped like fresh lettuce heads
    splat woo - fire buckets of paint at dirty bastards
    chigity specific - shoot the right enemy or get hauled off to jail in a covered wagon
    proper tinkle - try to collect enough rainwater for your garden to grow
    fluff flop - float in the sky and collect airborn coins while you are a fluff, but be careful, because when you turn into a flop you will fall from the sky
    Momo-ries - try to remember things from the past that have slipped your noggin
    Anal - run around and make sure everything is nice and tidy
    Annual Checkup - place this in your Atari system and wait for an explosion to clear out dust particles
    flip whacker - do cartwheels while kicking as many people in the head as possible
    lonely upside down man - after a routine medical procedure goes teribly wrong, your legs have been lopped off and reattached on your neck...
    walk the streets trying to make friends
    flaky gnat - try to stop insects from feasting on your dandruff with one hand free and one down the back of your trousers
    Immigrant Roofer Challenge: Bosnians vs Mexicans in hot mop swingin' and swirlin' action! First one in through the living room window wins!
    Ping Chompers - Run a little goblin around the screen and try to get him to eat the pong balls.
    Ruff Nugget - Patrol a Hound Dog around a gold mine and help fend off burglars.
    Pouch Slapper - Continuously whack at your opponents pockets to hinder him from catching water chestnuts that come from the sky.
    Paddle Whipper - Row your boat down the stream and bash formidable creatures that gnaw on your shoes
    Candle Jumper - Try to get over a candlestick without singing your own crotch.
    Swap Swap Boom - Toss an amonium nitrate filled potato around until someone loses their head
    Bingo - press your fire button to allow a dog to shout out numbers
    Fly taster - Speed along the highway on your motor bike without a face visor
    Munchkin boat constructor - try to help midgets make rafts to get across a river
    Toaster Flapper - The angry crows are approaching and your only defense is a toaster and some flacid bread

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    NCAA - DUAL CHAMPIONS! a2psyklnut's Avatar
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    Wow TeleJohn, you actually typed all that!

    Please go ride your bike, NOW!

    L8R
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    Quote Originally Posted by a2psyklnut
    Wow TeleJohn, you actually typed all that!

    Please go ride your bike, NOW!

    L8R

    Nah. Cut and paste from several e-mails.

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