how lazy is your dog?
i saw a guy walking his grey hound in the park and that sure was funny. he would take a couple of steps then turn around with his hands on his hips waiting and calling his dog then another few steps. it was like he was walking a toddler.
the dog on the other hand looked like he was grazing, slowly swaggering zig zagging around with his nose in the grass. it was like the owner was walking a sheep. the dog looked really young, fit and healthy too. i've seen other dog owners waiting for their dogs, but alwas becasue the dog was off running hither and thither ignoring the owner. this grey hound was just slow and lazy and had a "couldn't give a sht" attitude. very funny.